Rubert “Tubes" Barrett

surprise, chicken nuggets! it's cover + release date reveal time! The Match Faker is: *available preorder now: a.co/d/aBpyLAP *out in ebook and print 11.15.24 *the prettiest book on earth thanks to Sam at Ink & Laurel

📚Library Journal says, “Wonderfully tender and sexy.” 🌹Rosie Danan says, “The rare book that can both singe off your eyebrows and soothe a jagged piece of your soul.” 👵my mom says, “When are you going to write something I can tell my friends about?” amzn.to/3UHN9pb

out today! my short story “The Juice On Her Chin” is my interpretation on the theme “temptation” 🫦 it’s got: 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩f/f 🖼️art historians 🖌️paintbrush play 💭inappropriate thoughts about artwork 🟰painting adjacent s / e / x 🍎Eve’s apple buy it wherever books are sold!

i’m ready 😤

surprise! cover reveal! i am O B S E S S E D with this cover! the leaves! the intimacy! the kiss! the kissing with TONGUE! THE HAND! ! ! ! thank you from the bottom of my whole heart to Sarah Maxwell for the incredible work you’ve done for The Friendship Study.

sexy foodie girls book is basically almost FREE (but not really) (but only $2.99) for TODAY ONLY! go get sexy foodie girls book (The Romance Recipe) a.co/d/gUf2FK5

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i’ll be sharing the cover and first chapters starting next week on Patreon!

i’m launching my first self-published romance in fall 2023. introducing 🥁🥁🥁: 🏹The Highway Woman🏹 here’s what to expect from THW since it’s a departure from my contemporaries.

🎉TITLE CHANGE ANNOUNCEMENT🎉 LEARNING CURVES is now: 🥁🥁🥁 THE FRIENDSHIP STUDY to recap, THE FRIENDSHIP STUDY (the book formerly known as LEARNING CURVES) 💌comes out February 13th and has: 🤝mutual masturbation 👯departmentally mandated friends with benefits 💄sex toys

here's what's happening on Patreon this week:  🌃chapter 3 of City and Colour  📃the most comprehensive character development worksheet for writers  🖊️a snippet of my WIP patreon.com/RubyBarrett

chapter 2 of my first ever romance novel City and Colour (extra u's free of charge) is up on Patreon 🎉 bit.ly/3NF6Ytz

🏃‍♀️sprint with me on Discord two times this month, June 15 and June 29th at 8pm EST. we’ll do pomodoros and get some words in! patreon.com/RubyBarrett

❓got questions about writing, publishing, the extra u in my words, whether or not my mom likes my blue hair? join me on June 14th at 8pm EST for my first Patreon live chat.

✋read Touch now, a piece of micro fiction that may turn into something one day, or may not. either way, it’s deep in the feels.

here’s what’s happening on Patreon: 🎊SURPRISE! i’m releasing the first romance novel i ever wrote to my Patreon subscribers as a serialized story. get the Prologue (yes, i wrote a prologue) and Chapter 1 now.* patreon.com/RubyBarrett

you’ll like it if you like: 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 sapphics 🖼️art history 🍎discerning the (fictional) provenance of John Byam Liston Shaw’s The Woman, The Man, and the Serpent 😈the rebel corrupting the goody-two-shoes 🩰the goody-two-shoes very much enjoying her corruption mybook.to/bwe9print