Dr. Ivo Robotnik

🥚: Eggman isn’t onto them (yet) he’s literally just being an asshole

[ Pat, pat.] Wonderful. [ Turning back around, he waves a finger through the air.] I just like to set reminders to my underlings. Impeding the Eggman Empire is akin to impeding progress! The future! It’s nothing to take lightly!

That’s the hummingbird detailed in that blundering canine’s reports.

Orbot! Cubot! Start scrubbing footage from the base containing the Shadow Androids. I *will* discover the source of this disruption. I don’t take kindly to others playing with *my* toys.

Ahh, that’s good. That’s wonderful, even. [ Io can’t see it, but Eggman’s face wears a rather maniacal grin.] You’re doing great to keep on task like you have. And believe me, my compliments *don’t* come easily. … so. I would *stay* on track, if I were you.

[ Walking up behind @ephemeraIsea and placing a hand on the shark’s shoulder.] I take it you’ve been hard at work?

… hmm. One of them just went offline. That’s interesting.

[ eating a hyper realistic hoagie] There’s no logical explanation for this. I’ll have to send some kind of retrieval unit…

… what do you mean Shadow Androids have been escaping confinement? They live in a chamber filled with test tubes, I— how did this happen?

[ PARRY] [ GRABS HIS FACE]

Is there something you’d like to say, moon spirit?

★ Darker themes present, no lewd. ★ Composite Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, penned by Zen. ★ Crack/Serious, mostly serious. ★ Please be patient with my reply speed.

🥚 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝙾 + 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂 🥚

🥚 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝙾 + 𝚁𝚄𝙻𝙴𝚂 🥚

That doesn’t sound quite right. #MyXAnniversary

THING— ORBOT, CUBOT! PREPARE THE MIND-ROBOT SYNC DEVICE! I THINK IT’S TIME WE TAUGHT THESE FILTHY CREATURES TO * P L A Y D E A D ❕❕❕*

How could this be…? You two… you’re not SONIC…!! This should be IMPOSSIBLE!! [ Eggman’s gravely tones ring out again from his colossus. With the giant blue eyes staring them down, it’s hard to tell he’s fuming HARD.] THAT IS *IT*!! I’VE HAD IT!! TO HELL WITH THE WHOLE +