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☘️Konstantin☘️ retweeted
I'm probably going to Hell for all these Communist jokes. On a good note, there are long queues to get in. Everyone queues up for Communist Hell because word on the street is they ran out of pitchforks three years ago.
A Soviet and American citizen end up in hell and about to get punished by the devil. The devil says “you can pick the kind of hell you spend eternity in. In capitalist hell you have to eat a bucket shit every morning then you can do whatever you want. In communist hell you have to eat two buckets of shit”
The American naturally picks capitalist hell. The Soviet guy proudly says he is a true soviet citizen and picks soviet hell. They meet a year later. The american says, “its awful, every morning i eat a full bucket of shit and i get no joy in the rest of the day. How is soviet hell?”
The Soviet responds, “its a disaster as always. Half the time there isn’t enough shit, the other half the time there aren’t any buckets”
☘️Konstantin☘️ retweeted
An old Soviet Joke about work:
A man is walking down the street, digging holes in the ground, one hole after another. Right behind him, a second man follows along, carefully filling each hole back in.
A bewildered passerby stops and shouts: "What on earth are you two idiots doing? The first man digs a hole, and the second one immediately buries it!"
The second man pauses and replies: "Look, I'm not the second guy - I'm the third guy. The second guy didn't show up today; he was supposed to plant the trees. We are just following instructions."
☘️Konstantin☘️ retweeted
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☘️Konstantin☘️ retweeted
GM if you GM
Rise and grind! Remember, if you push yourself to the limit today, your reward is being utterly useless tomorrow and taking three attempts to sit down on the toilet.
Happy Tuesday.
Stay mediocre. ☕🏋️♂️
☘️Konstantin☘️ retweeted
Byron, scarf is officially on. 🧣💙
Thank you for the love. Ulti is celebrating with snacks and zero bad decisions (okay, a few).
#PutTheScarfOn
☘️Konstantin☘️ retweeted
Why not Solana Parfume?
People say Solana is decentralizing, but one trip to the main hall at Solana Conferences will make you wish everyone would at least centralize around a tub of deodorant.
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GM Sunday
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"those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it"... There's still HOPE
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☘️Konstantin☘️ retweeted
halloween at the white house.
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trump and elon have one night to save the trenches.
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