Jaiye Jaiye Master retweeted
🔵🇯🇵 De Zerbi on Mitoma: "I have no words left for Mitoma. He's really underrated but trust me, he's so so underrated. The world of football hasn't understood the value of Mitoma".
"He can be an incredible player for any manager, not just for me. He's insane".
Jaiye Jaiye Master retweeted
Kanye was able to get another Kim , but Kim wasn’t able to get another Kanye. Understand the difference
Jaiye Jaiye Master retweeted
Boy wangu aliniambia nimshikanishe na dame classmate, did so,wakaenda date, jamaa akaitisha kanyama 1kg na tusker lite mbili mbili, halfway jamaa akachomoka, minutes later aka-call dame kumuuliza mbona bado ameketi chini, ama kama akona pesa za kulipia hiyo bill, then akajiondoa
Jaiye Jaiye Master retweeted
Your man won’t get bored of you if you are:
- Slim
- Smiling
- Feminine
- Submissive
- Obeying him
- Supporting him
- Respecting him
- Cooking for him
- Sleeping with him
- Cleaning your home
- Taking care of your looks
Jaiye Jaiye Master retweeted
People are focusing on the sperm which is supposed to be an afterthought. The real issue here is penetration without consent and the fact she told him stop like 300 times and he kept going.
Skit or Real, the point is the same.
Jaiye Jaiye Master retweeted
I doubt women know what overtaking means to us men. So, never try to tell us when and where to stop. Kama nikuenda kujisaidia, vumilia hadi nairobi and let me overtake this Mark X for my mental health.
Jaiye Jaiye Master retweeted
Modern tomatoes are not fit for human consumption.
- Farmed with heavy chemicals
- Ripen with chemicals
- Prolonged half-life with chemicals
So many tomatoes, so few farmers.
Think!
#FoodFriday
Jaiye Jaiye Master retweeted
Dem anakupenda genuinely ama anakuLike haezi mind hata ukimpeleka kwa kibanda.. UsiCave in to her pressure to do more than you can, she doesn't like you bro and she never will..
Jaiye Jaiye Master retweeted
Kazi ya bibi imekua tu kupeana password ya wifi kwa majirani wake waone afro sinema,hapa nikama nitanunua nyahunyo
Jaiye Jaiye Master retweeted
ingia hapa weka filter ya 0-1M itakupea options kibao
kaiandkaro.com – at Nairobi, Kenya
Jaiye Jaiye Master retweeted
“Only in Africa will thieves be regrouping to loot again and the youths whose future is being stolen will be celebrating it”
~ Wole Soyinka (2020)
































