Flatley my dear, I don’t Riverdance!
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Oysts™🦪 retweeted
I'm at Rotherham United today, who will come out to '9 to 5' in tribute to Dolly Parton.
Parton chose Rotherham for the first UK branch of her Imagination Library, which provided over one million books to kids in the area.
Here she is visiting Rotherham Hospital at the time.
Oysts™🦪 retweeted
@Markmoorhouse2 that @RyanGoodo sold me a dodgy sofa in 2022. Springs had gon in it the cunt, and the underneath was soiled.
Reyt big cunt.
#shitsofa
Oysts™🦪 retweeted
TELLY GOLD: After Harchester’s star striker Karl Fletcher is arrested for drink-driving, Viv “Jaws” Wright decides to teach him a lesson...
... by throwing him out the window.
Oysts™🦪 retweeted
27 years ago today:
Manchester Utd’s withdrawal from the FA Cup is headline news.
And The Mirror line-up of celebrity names queuing up to have their say on football’s hottest topic is SENSATIONAL..
Oysts™🦪 retweeted
Official statement with our clarifications regarding the official statement from our neighbors @realmadriden:
1. Your video of the Pope got cut off before he said he was also an Atleti fan.
2. You may have confused politeness with gratitude, but just to be clear: we don’t thank you for anything.
3. We are neither considering nor evaluating any offer for Julián.
4. How could we not get along, when you make us laugh even more than @FCBarcelona?
Oysts™🦪 retweeted
On Abel Balbo’s birthday, a tribute to this all-time great sticker.
The hair is sensational, but it’s the two blokes on a bench in the background who are the real stars here…
Oysts™🦪 retweeted
Le Tissier sat in Wembley on Saturday but the Southampton players are all wearing Middlesbrough kits
Oysts™🦪 retweeted
Our undercover reporter went on the Tommy Robinson rally this weekend, posing as a far-right news channel, and found Tommy Robinson supporters fuming about his criminal record
