Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE

my buddy’s class partner had a family so he grinded out the whole presentation just for my buddy to be in vegas for said presentation 😭

best holidays: as a kid - christmas college - halloween (argument for 4th of july) postgrad - 4th of july any input?

if you aren’t wearing a costume this weekend you suck

hangxiety-maxxing realizing I was calling a group of foids dressed as the slutty “ninja turtles” whores to their faces #wraps

#gayson has lost its charm. way overused now.

yeah let’s put a mobile surveillance station right in front of old main. thanks netanyahu.

took me until 11:15am to realize i had a bloodstain on my white tee #nice

so hung i look like im having an allergic reaction

good morning, time to look through my camera roll and piece my night together!

sausage party at pman rn, where are all the foids?? #LANK

the job market is fucked no matter what situation you’re in. either you can’t find a job at all, or when you finally find one and want to see your other options they give you under a week to make a decision. is everyone else having a similar experience? #LANK

twas the night before halloween, and all through the house. all the foids were getting ready, to slut themselves out #halloweekend #gameday

never thought i’d see the day where bitches make that lorax costume they’ve been repping slutty but here we are #whore

as a man, how can you have tits and not make any effort to change that about yourself??

stop putting people that can’t speak english at the register. if this bitch can’t understand that i want creamer in my coffee and not WHIPPED CREAM, i think it’s time for her visa to be revoked

people on campus tours are so fucking stupid. if i’m walking at you on the sidewalk, MOVE OVER. im not trying to get mud on my new oliver cabells!

just saw an indian in an aphi sweatshirt. what is this, UT?? 😂😂😂😂

if i can see your tramp stamp at the crunch fitness you CANNOT complain about being stared at in the gym

situationship dropped a new banger 🔥🔥🔥: “You can’t call me bro when you’ve been inside of me”