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Straight out of the @TFTimeMachine universe
Replying to @AmirRazavi19
Speaking about a previous prison brawl, Bronson said he smothered himself in Lurpak butter and "had the rumble of my life", adding: "I fucking loved it."
I hate all the reporting of this. Headlines should be "7 homophobes refuse to play" and not whatever bullshit it currently is.
Pipes are looking good as well
He literally practiced the shot seconds before executing… #telegraphed #sogoodthough #ENGvSA @SkyCricket
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I just wrote a review on Ecosa Weighted Blanket yotpo.com/go/s8ki4J6A via @yotpo
... follows it up with a full length Champion and a wink at the end, we all know who won that interaction.
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Fine @FootballCliches energy here
Fans: are you a wanker for celebrating premier league survival by the skin of your teeth?
How can #efc have a pitch invasion/ celebration after avoiding relegation by the skin of their teeth after spending half a billion ?
The replies to this are really sad 😭
It’s not “just a shirt.” In football you play for the shirt. The home shirt represents who you are & what you stand for & although away shirts are often about fashion or gimmickry, it’s part of the same deal. I wouldn’t play for that shirt & what it represents (to me). #NUFC
Jason Holder is my favourite all-rounder by absolutely miles #WIvsENG


















