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I made a football quiz game where the obvious answer is the worst answer.
7 questions a day, give it a go before midnight 👇
longshots.app
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we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours
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There are a few tickets left for my show in Durham tomorrow. Word Perfect is (I hope) a funny, educational, and occasionally irreverent look at language and its stories. My favourite bit? Where I attempt to answer as many questions from my audience as I can.
Do join me!
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Tottenham ended the window with 10 new first team players signed, a total of 54 movements in and out of the club and spent a net of £133 million or as we prefer to call it, 3 Beyoncé concerts. Thanks
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That alert scared the shit out of me, just knocked over the disposable BBQ and now the garden's gone up in flames
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please be kind and clean for the theater workers being deployed to war as soon as they clock in this weekend
‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is reportedly projected to earn $345 million domestically on opening weekend.
That would be the second-highest domestic opening of all time — behind only ‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ ($356M).
(via: @worldofreel)
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Out shopping for barbecue ingredients this morning, in advance of the big match? Which team will triumph? Who will sally forth towards ultimate championship?
That’s right: Only Connect returns on Monday night, 8pm @BBCTwo
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‘Play it nice and cool, Trig. Nice and cool, you know what I mean...’ nitter.cf/wfw_todo/status/205713…






























