RyneHambright

IDEA FOR REJECTING SOMEONE: Them: 'Wanna Netflix and Chill?' You: 'I think I'm gonna HBO and GO.'

*calls mom to talk about annie andrews victory* dials, rings, pickups up and immediately into: ‘one thing they’re not going to do is tell a fucking redneck woman who to vote for. fuck that shit. women do everything. these men ain’t shit.’ - mom ‘damn girl good morning!’ - me

today is a beautiful day to remind you that if you utter the name Gav** News** as we approach 2028 I’m gonna need you to cut the bullshit and dream a bigger dream.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES AND ACT 3!!!!!!!

tonight legitimately has the energy of a dave and busters on half priced game night like anything is possible and i’m gonna have a cigarette because i feel so alive.

it is a prefect time to remember and realize the IMMENSE work Stacey Abrams has done in the state of georgia. truly relentless. all the flowers to a certified baddie that sewed so much of what is being reaped tonight. #ElectionDay #vote #georgia

‘you play that character SO well. straight-guy-trying-to-pick-a-girl-up-at-a-bar that’s kind of a douche’ - improv classmate. ‘thanks, i played him for 30 years’ - me.

thinking about the time i saw the mr. rogers documentary at the belcourt and as we were leaving my friend saw someone he knew and went to say hi but had it to cut it short because i was sobbing so loudly in the lobby that people were staring and he said ‘i’ve gotta get him home’.

i wrote about the ten year anniversary of frank ocean’s blonde. the singular piece of art that has impacted me most over the last decade. #frankocean #blonde rynehambright.substack.com/p…

all of the best people i know had an extremely traumatic experience OR complete crash out at some point this week. it’s insane. all this to say if you’re doing well know i feel sorry for you because you are NOT a certified baddie and your reign shall be short lived.

when i die, all freak flags are to be flown at half-mast.

one thing you’ll never see from me is a photo dump. this is boots on the ground journalism and we’re coming at you in real time. imagine seeing where i had dinner and a cry or what meme gave me the will to live THREE WEEKS ago. embarrassing!

i don’t know how else to explain this: cute and goofy trumps sexy every time. and when someone cute and goofy DOES sexy, yeah, that’s ball game. at that point we gotta get back to the house or at the very least to the car.

temp check: is it kosher to invite your therapist to your improv show

the thirty minutes where i’m waiting for my uncrustable to thaw but haven’t yet eaten it…that’s when i’m at my most dangerous.