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Paddy

@SAFCPaddy

Tortured poet

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Joined July 2022
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#KillRoefs #KillHume #KillAlderete #KillOnien #KillReinildo #KillXhaka #KillSadiki #KillLeFee #KillAngulo #KillRigg #KillBrobbey #KillFofana #KillMeunier #KillTalbi #KillIIsidor #KillLeBris #KillMe
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When they said “the xg will balance itself out” I didn’t think they meant this
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We’re going down
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God what the fuck is this
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‘Van ghost’ ‘Bombnandes’
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@TouchlineXOct 31
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The best Halloween XI! 🎃👻
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RIP goat🐐
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A prem team signing a Belgian winger from France who is a carabao cup merchant….. sound familiar?
Sunderland AFC (@SunderlandAFC) profile pictureSunderland AFC
@SunderlandAFCOct 28
Malick Fofana at the back post to grab his first #SAFC goal! 👊🇧🇪
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Who’s the best player you’ve seen live? Jocelin Ta Bi mate👍
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Very attacking, hopefully a fun game if nothing else
Sunderland AFC (@SunderlandAFC) profile pictureSunderland AFC
@SunderlandAFCOct 28
RLB’s XI to take on Brentford! 👊 #CarabaoCup
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Get it? Because he’s bad at football😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Sidemen (@Sidemen) profile pictureSidemen
@SidemenOct 26
Your 2026 Ballon d’Or winner!! #ballondor
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Are we clear?
Paddy (@SAFCPaddy) profile picturePaddy@SAFCPaddyJul 18
New chant idea for if we play a team in Poland away in the Europa league: I took Ellborg to Poland
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When we finish 18th but that city points deduction hits on the last day
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There’s not even a joke. He just says “I say edgy things” and the morons in the crowd lap it up
Jimmy Carr (@jimmycarr) profile pictureJimmy Carr
@jimmycarrOct 19
"Thoughts on the Shane Gillis monologue?!" Jimmy Carr's brand-new tour, Killing Jokes, starts with dates across the UK & USA in 2027. Sign up to the mailing list for exclusive access to the presale on Wednesday 21st October: jimmycarr.com/join-mailing-l…
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Sunderland 20th in the prem:
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‘Hume’ ‘Alderete’ and ‘Danso’ play for my football club
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Obviously RLB knows more than anyone on here about football, so what does he see in Hume to shoehorn him into every single starting 11 despite him not having a single good game yet
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We’re either gonna win or lose with that team, maybe a draw
Sunderland AFC (@SunderlandAFC) profile pictureSunderland AFC
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RLB’s XI to take on Bournemouth! 🩷👊 #BOUSUN
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They ruined this show by handpicking the most openly political characters to cause arguments rather than just have random people argue over the dishes
Big Brother UK (@bbuk) profile pictureBig Brother UK
@bbukOct 16
Harry's political views cause a debate in the House #BBUK
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Ahoka is the best player I’ve ever seen
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Reevie
@reevieratOct 15
This video frying me
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