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Steve Clark retweeted
He’s so right about this. It really does spend the same for everyone 🙄
Fun fact: Steve Ballmer’s net worth has increased by roughly $128.5 billion over the last 10 years.
That works out to about $35.2 million per day.
So like Dayday says, it really is the same for him as it is for the rest of us.
Draymond Green says the math everyone used on Steve Ballmer’s $30 million fine is wrong because $30 million spends the same for all of us
“And I know everybody’s like, ‘Man, 30 million is a slap on the wrist for Steve Ballmer. He was worth $180 billion.’ In theory, that makes sense. Except it doesn’t.”
“Because $30 million for you and $30 million for me and $30 million for he, it’s all the same $30 million. It spends the same exact way.”
“Whether I spend it, you spend it, he spend it. $30 million is $30 million. And I don’t have a billion dollars, let alone $180 or $200 billion dollars, so I can’t really tell you from experience.”
“But I can tell you that I don’t want to spend $50,000. I don’t want to give up $50,000. So it’s all relative, I suppose, except $30 million. I hate when somebody’s like, ‘Yo, it’s $50,000 to you, that ain’t nothing.’ Yes, it is. It’s $50,000. So $30 million is a steep fine.”
Steve Clark retweeted
Everytime something happens with Bryson I go back to one of my fav golf clips of all time. When Bryson got attacked by the rope
Steve Clark retweeted
After Max Homa qualified for The Open Championship with a second-place finish at last week's @JDClassic, no one would have blinked an eye if he withdrew from the @ISCOChamp.
Had Homa known he was in The Open before last week, he would have played the Genesis Scottish Open, he admitted Tuesday at the ISCO. It would have been the more natural preparation for Royal Birkdale, both course-wise and convenience-wise.
Even without competing at the Genesis, Homa could've traveled overseas a few days early to begin preparing for The Open, his favorite golf tournament in the world. But he believed his commitment to the ISCO Championship in Kentucky mattered more, and an interaction with a young fan Tuesday validated his decision.
"It honestly all got paid back to me by the fourth hole of my practice round yesterday because there was a kid standing off to the side in his backyard with a sign for me," Homa said Wednesday. "It's just those things as you get older, you realize maybe the impact coming to an event can have both on the city and the fans but also on yourself."
At 49th on the FedExCup, Homa can earn valuable points toward his FedExCup Playoffs push this week too.
Steve Clark retweeted
“We’d really love to get Giannis… as long as we don’t give up our only elite guy on our 10-seed that was 100% healthy for our play-in loss. Oh and we don’t have a top-10 pick or a killer young asset. Everything else? On the table! Wait, why the fuck won’t you do this? Assholes!”
Steve Clark retweeted
now why does pk look like his father took him into the city to see a marching band
Steve Clark retweeted
“Summertime dude. This shit is fuckin lit” -@rone on @BarstoolYak
Steve Clark retweeted
The perfect crime
A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist that risks causing a shortage in stores right before Easter. cbsn.ws/40Z0ADi
Steve Clark retweeted
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From @TheAthletic: For 40 years, Duke has been college basketball’s most polarizing team. People love to hate Duke.
But has Duke basketball become less hateable? Perhaps, maybe, even likable? nyti.ms/47jRjJy
ALT Duke Blue Devils fans cheer with their hands up in the stands during a basketball game. Text reads: Is Hating Duke Falling Out of Style?
Steve Clark retweeted
Seth Trimble is everything college basketball is supposed to be. Came in as a freshman and didn't play. More minutes as a sophomore. Starter as a junior. Star and leader as a senior. He deserves this moment. He etched his name into history. They'll be talking about this for generations.
