Parody of Libdem District heating project in Hackbridge. Reliant on Cllr McCoys dodgy financial model! Is it fraud? Stay tuned to find out 😉 30 outages!
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Is it fraud if you lie about the number of buildings and grant funding to get the business live and get millions from the Public Works Loan Board all to permit the nearby £1billion Incinerator? Asking for a mate.
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As temperatures are set to drop to -5 we remind our customers that our heat network, as set out in the RSA is not rated for the cold.
Customers must not install or have use of back-up heating and may only use the approved single room heaters provided by us.
We advertise our network has having 100% reliability and resilience. Please note that does not apply to electricity, heating or hot water supplies which are regular down and outside of our control due to the capital costs involved in creating redundancy in our system.
We have been alerted that some residents are not receiving hot water and heating. Please note our two staff are on holiday and will attend to this when they return.
Customer Update 📢
Please note we will be having a planned outage December 25th from 4am to 11pm.
This is for essential cooling off works to our network.
Heating services will resume on the 26th December.
As 2023 comes to a close please see the following opening hours:
23rd December: Closed
24th December: Closed
25th - 30th December: Closed
31st - 8th January: Closed
9th January onwards Tues- Thurs: 10am till 11am
Unfortunately we will not be operating an out of hours service.
Some customers are still reporting only tepid water and lacklustre heating. We remind them that this is the season to be grateful. 🎄🎅
Dear plebs, please accept our tiny heaters as a goodwill gesture during the outage. We will add £100 to your bills this month.
We're telling customers heating has been restored but due to how our system works it won't be up to temperature for hours!
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As we expect the weather to get cooler again, we remind our customers that our heat network is not rated for certain weather conditions and that any issues are, therefore, expected behaviour.
📢Customer Update
🧊🥶Our heating and hot water service is down site wide. Please refer to your residential supply agreement.
📄📃Our service is heat dependant, and we are not rated to work in the cold.
🌞🌡Heating will be restored when it is warmer.
