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All these girls on Tinder say they want "princess treatment" but then they get all pissy when I try to sell them to neighboring countries for political gain.
I'm Just A Bill 2: Bill's Revenge.
After years of watching the corruption on Capitol Hill, Bill decides it's time for him to become THE LAW and it's time for the politicians to pay.
They say never trust a skinny cook, but I say never trust a fat one. They have self-control issues with food and are gonna be eating as they cook sticking their fat saliva covered fingers all over your food.
Elizabeth Olsen looks like how the Olsen twins would've looked if they didn't have to split nutrients in the womb.
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Getting subtle messages from U.S. officials saying, in effect: "We're coming for you McAfee! We're going to kill yourself". I got a tattoo today just in case. If I suicide myself, I didn't. I was whackd. Check my right arm.
$WHACKD available only on McAfeedex.com:)
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Stop canceling strangers you dumb fucks and start cancelling your friends and family.
Why is it so hard to find a woman who's intelligent, hilarious, nerdy, likes playing video games, and wants to be choked?
