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Doctor: Don’t worry the X-ray machine is completely safe
Doctors whilst you’re getting the X-ray:
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Love that he's getting backlash for this
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Since Jews don't like the term "The genocide of Gaza", we Nitizens have decided to change it to The Holocaust of Gaza' to sound less antisemitic.
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Wait till you hear that he is losing because he isn't killing enough Palestinian people for the Israeli public's likeing
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estoy llorando en mi pueblo pusieron radares y el primero que multaron fue uno que agarraron COMIENDO DE UNA OLLA mientras iba manejando 😭🙏
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Remember when they killed bin Laden and people said hey can we see the body and the US military said no we gave him a ceremonial muslim burial at sea what
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today marks the 10th anniversary of my dad working his first shift at costco and then blowing his head smoove off with a 12 gauge in front of my mom
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do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead
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Últimamente estoy bastante estresao así que voy a probar la cosa china esta de las agujas, heroína creo que se llama
Just walked past my old primary school to relive my memories and kids started calling me a pedophile
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
Things that never happened - men defending rapists
Things that happened - women donated 1M$ to a criminal who killed 3 toddlers just bcz she was a "Women"

































