ServeIndustryPodcast

We truly loved doing it, it could have gone on forever. But alas, all good things must come to an end. nitter.cf/thisisalln0w/status/10…

It's 113 outside, and you KNOW some mother fucker is going to ask for the heaters to be turned on. #serverlife

Server Tip of the Day: If you complained all night about no tables last night, and complained all day about too many tables today, you may be in the wrong profession. #ServerLife

I get the sentiment, but the chance that person cares is probably pretty low. nitter.cf/akwaitress/status/9663…

Server tip of the day: if somebody gives you a shit tip by rounding to the nearest dollar, short yourself one cent so they have an uneven number when they look at their bank statement. #serverlife

Server tip of the day: if you let a bad tip ruin your mood even an hour, you done fucked up. #serverlife

Server Tip of The Day: It's just fucking food. #serverlife

It's not so much that Valentine's Day brings out the cheapskates. It's that it brings out the idiots. #serverlife

You KNOW you're drunk when the busser cuts you off. #serverlife

"Is this sandwich good?" "Yes, as long as you get it as it comes on the menu" "I'll take it" *customer proceeds to scrape off all the toppings, then leaves $2 tip because he didn't like the sandwich. #serverlife

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TRAYS? #serverlife

The shift before #Thanksgiving. Yo hold my beer while I half ass this shit. #serverlife

If you never look at me, you can't complain when I don't know what you need. #serverlife

Been having a rash of server nightmares the past two weeks. Would love to go back to the sex-with-models dreams. #serverlife

#ScroogeMcDuck is my spirit animal.

The next time you get stiffed, just remember the time somebody paid a $30 bill with $100 and said "Keep the Change". #serverlife

I applaud all these restaurants for using locally sourced ingredients, but, the food DOES have to taste good. #serverlife

"I'm going to Yelp the fuck outta this place". You must be great at parties. #serverlife

And, on cue, just as we end the show, I have the weirdest table in years. #serverlife