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Sometimes YouTuber who makes difficult games easier with guides and walkthroughs in a silky Long Island accent. [email protected]. 🏳️‍🌈 🩷💛💙

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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The thing I was most worried about with Trump getting re-elected was that he'd start a war and then use that as an excuse to run for a third term. Or possibly just claim wartime powers and suspend elections. Still hoping to be wrong but idk. Halfway there at this point.
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I got Ocarina of Time a week early!!!
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I legitimately cannot stop playing Final Fantasy Resonance. Send help.
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I say this shit to anyone who says "No way I could play DDR like you do". We all sucked and looked stupid at the start, falling all over ourselves. We still look stupid because we're stepping on arrows, but it feels so good!
“What if I’m not good?” What if you are??
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The only minigame I had to do on my monitor and not my TV. I really hope they give a bit of a buffer for the perfect window this time. I'm all for rhythm games, but I shouldn't need a lagless setup to get a Final Fantasy trophy 😂
The piano minigame returns with new enhancements in Final Fantasy VII Revelation! 🎹 Learn more about young Tifa’s special connection with music, play beloved Final Fantasy VII melodies, and discover a side of her you’ve never known before.
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I got FF Resonance and Castlevania on the same day. Castlevania is still sealed and I have 25 hours in FF so far. Game is an absolute juicer.
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I played FF Resonance for 10 minutes last night. All I did was retrace the world map from the demo area to see if anything got added. Then I went to bed. Work has murdered me. I am old.
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Absolutely sad for physical media enthusiasts like myself. But, some important context - this player is on the low end of players. It's well known to have issues with 66gb 4k discs, where the playback will freeze and you need to unplug the player to power cycle it.
'Sony reportedly exits UHD Blu-ray player market' flatpanelshd.com/news.php?su… 'Sony Japan has discontinued its last remaining UHD Blu-ray player, UBP-X700/K, seemingly marking the company's exit. The news comes via Japanese blog Kunkoku, which happens to also be a Sony retailer. Sales are officially ending in Japan today, October 22.'
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This game is going to be so fucking stupid I can't wait. I want it to be the definition of "pulling out all the stops". There should not be a cutting room floor for Part 3.
Vincent and Barret's synergy attack....I fell to my knees
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I'm not sure how often the Dodgers play the Brewers, but having watched them beat the Mets repeatedly over the years, I have to say that they were due for a WS soon. Happy for them, hope they win it!
BREWERS ARE HEADED TO THE FALL CLASSIC AS THEY SWEEP THE DODGERS!
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Friend sent this and i've been laughing for 3 minutes
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I'm really fucking excited for this.
'‘Miami Vice ’85’ First Look: Michael B. Jordan and Austin Butler Revive Tubbs and Crockett as Reboot Begins Filming' variety.com/2026/film/news/m…
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I think my game glitched and unlocked the final dungeon early. I did not kill all the ovum thieves. One gate was unlocked, but I never went in. I got sent back to Marrow Keep after walking into it.
Finished Mortal Shell 2. After the first game, I was excited to see what the team could do with more time and budget. MS2 isn't a bad game, but I wish it was a lot better. The world was not at all compelling. Final boss is an all timer in the worst way. Combat was dope.
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Finished Mortal Shell 2. After the first game, I was excited to see what the team could do with more time and budget. MS2 isn't a bad game, but I wish it was a lot better. The world was not at all compelling. Final boss is an all timer in the worst way. Combat was dope.
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This economy is fucking insane. My holiday flight home usually costs me around $550. Thank god I had the points.
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Has anyone ever wanted the @discord halloween sounds to automatically turn on?
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Set a fun score tonight.
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15 years ago I misjudged a game so, so poorly.
DARK SOULS was first released 15 years ago today in North America.
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LET IT COOK
Kena: Scars of Kosmora launches on PS5 and PC in 2027. New details from @EmberLab on Kena's journey, the island of Kosmora, Spirit Guide temples, and her crystalline canine companion: play.st/4rJ76KO
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Hey #metroidvania fans: all talk, or can you beat #AeternaNoctis? 90% OFF. Just €2.99. Comment “Challenge accepted” and tag your “too easy” friend. No negative reviews just because the spikes hurt your feelings 😂 store.steampowered.com/app/1…
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