Be Ashwini Vaishnaw > Modi gives him Railways, I&B and Electronics & IT > 3 ministries at once, bro is cooked > gets humiliated in all 3 depts > Oppn cooks him for Railways > BJPians yap about I&B > Then Balasore rail accident happens > everyone writes him off: "he's done bro" > everyone demands his resignation > man locks in fr, ego triggered > cooks semiconductor policy > cooks Vande Bharat, Kavach & bullet train > gives railway stations a glow-up (Amrit Bharat era) > starts cleaning up I&B > takes control of the Insta algorithm bro said everyone 🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻 GOATWINI IS STACKING W AFTER W AFTER W 🔥