At the time of the Roman Empire, entertainers were stripped of civic rights and regarded as less than prostitutes
Influencers, streamers and clout chasers need to be ground up for commercial fertilizer
It’s easy to hate the farmers
But do you have the courage to hate the consumers?
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I visited the Last Ditch lesbian bar
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I both love and hate how so many of our mental issues are fixed by satisfying our physiological needs. Really? I pooped and my bad mood is gone? Oh, look, what seemed to be existential dread disappeared after walking around for half an hour. So easy. I guess I hate it because it reminds me that I am just an animal. And I don't like that.
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Next time you talk to an old person that you know, play Boomer Bingo:
Ailments mentioned
Someone died
They ask about some person you haven’t seen in years
Prying questions about how much something cost (to judge you)
It’s time to put this drinking at work deal to rest
There’s only 2 types of people that drink on the job. The most retarded and most brilliant. You and I don’t drink at work because we’re both midwits
You can’t be the Ernest Hemingway of the grain sample without a drink
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Wasde report? County averages? son listen to me, just shut up and get down to the FSA office. We got crop insurance fraud to commit.





















