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Jordan

@SLCLunk

Utahn; He/Him Pronouns in Bio; Nicer in person @OrrinHatchet for Mutals

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Joined March 2009
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Jordan@SLCLunkOct 5
Gonna dust off the account for Moots If you want raw and unfiltered Jordan content follow @Orrinhatchet
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This might be the most annoying couple of all time.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker20244h
Haley Stevens’ fiancé appears to have a Twitter account:
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Utah fans:
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Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) profile pictureAwful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 29
Pat McAfee offered a lengthy social media post reflecting on the criticism of his Utah comments and there was so much to unpack. awfulannouncing.com/espn/pat…
Pat McAfee offers first comments on Utah controversy, criticism

Pat McAfee offers first comments on Utah controversy, criticism

Pat McAfee offered a lengthy social media post reflecting on the criticism of his Utah comments and where he thinks the hate started.

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Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) profile pictureKaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollinsOct 29
President Trump is scrapping a planned trip to Kansas this weekend to campaign for the embattled Republican incumbent Sen. Roger Marshall, opting instead to conduct a flurry of virtual tele-rallies, @Kevinliptakcnn reports.
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Politics Global (@PolitlcsGlobal) profile picturePolitics Global
@PolitlcsGlobalOct 27
🚨🇮🇱 NEW: Mansour Abbas, leader of Ra’am, says Benjamin Netanyahu’s Likud party is contacting Arab parties [translated by Jerusalem Post]
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Recession has hit Gay Halloween
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 27
Trump: "We'll never be a manufacturing c**t, company -- uh -- country again"
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Who do you think has a bigger attachment to America? Studious and diligent immigrants working to improve their community and family or Appalachian white trash who tried to trade their fat child for percs.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 27
Vance on El-Sayed: We have to understand what happens when our nation gives into these kinds of people with zero attachment to its land or to its history. What we saw in France, the hatred, the ingratitude, the desire to destroy rather than a desire to build, that exact same cancer that has corrupted El-Sayed.
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TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 27
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

A big-time celebrity is fighting to keep his identity under wraps amid disturbing sexual misconduct allegations ... with his lawyers warning he could take his own life if the claims are made public.

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East Bench Utes (@EastBenchUtes) profile pictureEast Bench Utes
@EastBenchUtesOct 27
Pats response turned a minor, playful social media post into a much larger controversy than it needed to be. His entire public persona is built around loud commentary, teasing, and trash talk. It's reasonable to expect some of that same energy directed back at him. I hope he apologizes to the university.
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Babushka@BabushkaUUOct 26
They got Pat!! I’m so freakin pissed!!
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Steven Jackson (@stevenpjackson) profile pictureSteven Jackson@stevenpjacksonOct 26
Dave Portnoy 🤝 Pat McAfee Never going back to Utah
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I have never been happier to be a graduate of the University of Utah than my school making this sentient Affliction shirt so upset he compares himself to Charles Entertainment Kirk
Bill (@Billgetzfroggy) profile pictureBill
@BillgetzfroggyOct 26
🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
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I’m feeling pretty
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I can see we’ve hurt the people who need to see a middle-aged drunk take off his shirt to feel something.
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This is a legitimate view from Utah Republicans, whose idea of cuisine is adding sugar to their processed sugar.
Matt Whitlock (@MattWhitlock) profile pictureMatt Whitlock
@MattWhitlockOct 24
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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Also, it makes sense in that the Cheesecake Factory in Salt Lake City is in the $2 billion shopping mall owned by the LDS Church, so I can see why Matt is touchy about it.
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We are about to see divorced at levels we’ve never seen
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyOct 23
H3 Podcast Crew Cuts Ties With Ethan Klein After Hila Klein Says He Has Been Having an Affair variety.com/2026/digital/new…
H3 Podcast Crew Cuts Ties With Ethan Klein After Hila Klein Says He Has Been Having an Affair

H3 Podcast Crew Cuts Ties With Ethan Klein After Hila Klein Says He Has Been Having an Affair

The "H3 Podcast," the show co-hosted by Ethan and Hila Klein, is on indefinite hiatus after Hila said he has been having an ongoing affair and that the couple has separated.

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You’re laughing, but nazis only stand like that when they’re very distressed
Marshall Steinbaum 🔥 (@Econ_Marshall) profile pictureMarshall Steinbaum 🔥@Econ_MarshallOct 21
He’s talking about the “crisis of fertility.”
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Pedo bowl
BYU Shane (@LiftingCoug) profile pictureBYU Shane@LiftingCougOct 21
This is what AI was invented for Mormons vs Catholics:
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Secretary of War Pete Hegseth (@SecWar) profile pictureSecretary of War Pete Hegseth
@SecWarOct 18
The right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
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Really like how Republicans are running ads in sporting events pretty much saying you’re a failure if you’re doing worse now than during Biden. Interesting strategy.
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