The single best joke in any Carry On film. “I tried it once and didn’t like it.”

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Carry On Abroad (1972) youtu.be/2q6FkbQyxis
Carry On Abroad (1972) Full Film | ITV Retro

Carry On Abroad (1972) Full Film | ITV Retro

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So so good
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Carry on Camping Sid: "I keep telling you, Bernie, as soon as the lights go out, they’re coming in here." Bernie: "Go on. What for?" Sid: "A party." Bernie - "Shouldn't we get some cakes?"
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Amazing that Sid James passed away more than 50 years ago but his works still bring laughter and joy to all who have a sense of humour.
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She is gran'ma in Absolutely Fabulous?
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Classic movies, they don’t make them like that anymore. 😢
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Watch Joanie. No lines & she's still hilarious.
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Peter Butterworth in Carry On Doctor - Spot Diagnosis "Im afraid I was wrong!" for me. 🤣🤣
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‘No Barbara. Tent up first bunk up later’
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In a similar vein, I remember Round The Horne & Beyond our Ken. Sunday lunchtime listening, full of ‘near the knuckle’ jokes & gay banter (Julian & Sandy) even though homosexuality was still illegal, but my whole family fell about! Happy days!
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Modern society has no tolerance for slapstick comedy unfortunately.
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My favourite is in "Carry On Girls" "Number One...Bring the Candle!"
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Brilliant films, brilliant cast and just plain old great writing. Love em.
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It's a hotly contested field, but I can't see past this gem. youtube.com/watch?v=Rr6K_yR9…
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Just the one child.. 😂😂
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Awesome comedy that was, however the worlds gone mad and that would not be allowed these days, too many snowflakes
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I still use that comment today! Couldn't have told you where it came from!
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You can't beat Carry on films. I loved this film. I still watch them anytime they are on.
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Doesn’t be “Infamy, Infamy, they’ve all got it in for me”
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Absolutely loved Sid James 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
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it's like a told non visual joke. With a long cue in. Syd does his scoffing dirty laugh but i think Kenneth Conor get the laugh by one of his many affectations.
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I love it .. “here’s the wife don’t laugh “
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A lost age….does anyone else think we’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere….
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Nah. The best is in Carry On Screaming. "We never go out anywhere!" "What about last week?" "That was my mother's funeral!" "Well I had a good time." (Paraphrased)
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The ‘cunt’ joke in dont lose your head always gets me
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The "mind if i smoke" in Carry on Screaming is my favourite.
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Kenneth Connor 👏🏼 ... youtube.com/watch?v=zLwh-9Km…
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Where’s Mr.Fiddler? Gone for a P. Oh there he is now.
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No, the best line ever in a Carry On is just before this, when they do the introductions, and Sid says ".....I'm Vic, Vic Flange, this is the wife, don't laugh!...ha ha ha", still cracks me uip
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😂😂😂
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Dou you mind If I Smoke in Carry on Screaming is another good one
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Sid James’s laugh = Epic.
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