Just a regular dad trying not to raise a liberal. Pronouns: Ultra/MAGA/Non-Biden-ary
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Can we all get off the Arch Manning bandwagon now @SECNetwork @NCAAPortal @BarstoolAlabama @UTBarstool
This team gonna have my blood pressure medicine working overtime this year……
@BarstoolAlabama
When we will this off someone definitely shitting on @lanekiffin17 . Alabama vs. LSU (Feb 21, 2026) Live Score - ESPN - via @ESPN Appdoorstep right? espn.com/mens-college-basket…
Why is it socially acceptable that a patient is expected to be on time for an appointment but a doctor can show up whenever they fucking feel like it? (Me still waiting at 1008 for an appointment that was at 0930)
Told the game warden she identified as a buck. Don’t know what the problem is. Time for the #lgbtqcommunity to help a brother out.
#ThankYouCampingWorld could definitely use this at the deer camp 🏕️ 🤷♂️
I’m Ron Burgandy? retweeted
Win the Last RV I will ever give away.
@CampingWorld must RT and use
#ThankYouCampingWorld
I’ll suck a dead dogs dick if you can definitively show me how that wasn’t targeting @UMichFootball @TexasFootball @SECNetwork
Working on the Monday of Thanksgiving week is the equivalent of kneeling the ball up 20 with 2 minutes left on the clock to win the game. Nothing’s really happening during the play, but it’s necessary to waste time to get to the goal.
Win this epic Hunting Truck that MKC is giving away! Over $100k in total prizes! swee.ps/FuIUSe_dNfbRbx
I’m Ron Burgandy? retweeted
Done pretending DeBoer/Grubbs are offensive masterminds.
Kane and the defense did the best they could.
You don’t run a toss/option on your own goal line. Sheesh that was close.
@ClemsonFB @LouisvilleFB