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Steven Castillo

@STEEEZUSCHRIST

cartoon network’s “comics to watch,” @nbcsnl, just for laughs

 New York, NY
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Joined April 2014
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First episode is out!!!! Please like and subscribe youtu.be/hayXUrLTxfM?feature…
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Are there the lyrics to “Lose yourself?”
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn2h
Stevens: I stood with my party. I was booed off the stage. I am voting for Mike Rogers.
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I feel like we’re gonna see this guy’s dick in a documentary soon
Fox News (@FoxNews) profile pictureFox News
@FoxNewsOct 31
Rep. Haley Stevens' fiancé, Jason Turkish, says Jewish Democrats are deeply troubled by the growing dispute between Stevens and Michigan Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed. Speaking on @foxandfriends, Turkish says longtime Democratic families are struggling with how to respond as El-Sayed faces criticism over his views on Israel and his handling of an ad Stevens has condemned as antisemitic. The confrontation comes after El-Sayed's campaign tells Stevens to stay away from his events, throwing a planned Sunday appearance with Rep. Jim Clyburn into uncertainty. Stay up to date with the latest headlines and breaking news — download the FOX News app: foxnews.onelink.me/xLDS/z2jy…
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Yeah me too, I wonder what happened??
ESPN (@espn) profile pictureESPN
@espnOct 30
Kevin Durant reflects on what could have been in OKC 💭
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Profoundly sad hearing the passing of Eric Bauza. I was lucky enough to meet him last September. In the very short time that I knew him, he was as generous as he was talented. I’m beyond grateful to have shared a moment with him. Rest in peace, buddy
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Great analysis from Father McGrady
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S HAPPENING
Page Six (@PageSix) profile picturePage Six
@PageSixOct 16
Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann were spotted arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live! in LA. 📸: BACKGRID
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SERIOUSLY, DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?!?!?!??? HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS
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Kelly Clarkson, in my living room, looking at my Big Mouth Billy Bass
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I don’t not condone this biopic of me
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 11
New look at Taron Egerton in ‘EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME’. The thriller follows a man who discovers that every woman is stalking him & wants to fuck him.
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Bro was ahead of his time
Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) profile pictureBill Mitchell
@mitchellvii28 Mar 2020
Diarrhea kills 1.8 million a year. ONE POINT EIGHT MILLION. Where's my diarrhea check?
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Honor to be the voice of Coach Aguirre
EH (@EHcomps) profile pictureEH
@EHcompsJul 8
When Mexico’s coach Javier Aguirre requested for Jude Bellingham’s shirt.
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Steven Castillo retweeted
The Footy Feed (@TheFootyFeed) profile picture
The Footy Feed
@TheFootyFeedJul 8
This longer version of the Javier Aguirre is even funnier. What a guy! 😂
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British people singing "Mr. Brightside" is cultural appropriation
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“Here are your Harlem Globetrotters starting five…..”
Fullcourtpass (@Fullcourtpass) profile pictureFullcourtpass
@FullcourtpassJun 9
Giannis Antetokounmpo wants to be traded to a “historical franchise,” per @KevinOConnor (h/t @HeatCulture13)
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He finally built a wall- old liberal voice
TickPick (@TickPick) profile pictureTickPick
@TickPickJun 8
Security perimeter has been installed ahead of Game 3 of NBA Finals at MSG
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….That’s Selena
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyMay 17
Kacey Musgraves arrives to the #ACMs 🖤
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That’s “Will Simmons”
Evan Sidery (@esidery) profile pictureEvan Sidery
@esideryApr 29
The Trail Blazers are widely expected to move on from interim coach Tiago Splitter. New owner Tom Dundon is not willing to increase Splitter’s current salary. Portland is trying to find a new head coach who will accept being the lowest paid in the NBA as a cost-cutting measure.
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erictacular@erictacularApr 27
saying wahoo instead of hee hee
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I think this guy went to the wrong movie
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ProphetX LA (@ProphetXLA) profile pictureProphetX LA
@ProphetXLAApr 16
Call me crazy, but if the Clippers lock in the 8th seed, I can honestly see them taking down OKC in six games.
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