“don’t get all cocky on me.”
she rolls her eyes, sitting down on the edge. laying her legs across his lap.
“i’m glad i get to share them with you.”
“i think i heard though, they were about this tall, blonde, and really amazing. what a shame.”
she holds a hand up next to her forehead, stifling back a giggle.
“i’d like that a lot.”
“no way.”
gwen gasps playfully, now grabbing one of his hands and turning him towards her.
“that’s crazy. poor you.”
“better flea while you can, parker.”
she keeps her facade up, letting her hands drop down completely. leaning up to give his ear a gentle nip.
“hi.”
a small giggle slips out, but she quickly covers it up again. sliding her hands out to the side slightly.
“a very, very bad criminal. i’ve come to take you to my evil lair.”
out on patrol, covering @OfWebHeadz’s eyes with her hands. attempting to talk in a deeper voice.
“guess whooooo?”
“regenerative healing works wonders.”
she chuckles, brows furrowing slightly at the next comment. “i don’t want you to cry any time.”
gwen chuckles, moving an arm to hang over the edge of the hammock playfully.
“that’s sweet. my hero.” she says it extra dramatically to tease, interrupted by giggling.



