STRIBES🕸️

El jugador del Albacete se ha tomado muy en serio que hoy es la noche de muertos pero tampoco era para hacer eso...

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What a fanbase man.

Cuando ya pasó Halloween y vez que tú vecino hincha del Man united sigue colgado de un árbol:

A British man who spent 28 years walking around the world has finally made it back to his mother's house in the UK Karl Bushby set off from Chile in 1998 and has walked a total of 31,000 miles

Barcelona hasn’t seen the UCL in 11 years. The current situation does make us look like fake demons. The league is just too easy as we have retards at Real Madrid who can’t go week in week out beating small clubs and clown at regular intervals. But this doesn’t mean we’re good

I recreated subvocal in 9 minutes with one prompt for AirPods Pro 3. Source: github.com/joeblau/subvox

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North Koreans celebrating the binance airdrop 😂

The largest crypto exchange in the world just experienced the largest robbery in human history—and the person running it is a nomadic autistic man in Dubai posting “Funds are SAFU!” What a time to be alive.

Binance will be "hacked"... 2026 or 2027. There is no bottom in the market until Binance is hacked. It's part of the script.

L’américain, le japonais et le drone israelien qui se battent pour savoir qui va pouvoir atteindre les gosses en premier a l’ecole

Can’t believe this is the new crypto twitter 🥀

Les Argentins quand on leur demande de choisir entre H*tler et Messi

Un americain qui croise un japonais dans une école (Les deux ont les mêmes cibles mais differentes intentions)

Day 32.5 - A no is a test or a hurdle