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Washington, DC
Joined March 2010
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David Lynch’s DUNE is great
As an apparently rare aficionado of David Lynch's 1984 "Dune," I should mention that Patrick Stewart played Gurney Halleck in it.
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One of the more amusing anachronisms in Academia Discourse is the “faculty lounge”, as if we weren’t making bad coffee in the supply closet or eating slop bowls in unused conference rooms.
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If only I only assign one William James essay, what should it be?
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Some of us have been doing this for years, but it’s nice that Harvard, Stanford, and the NY Times are figuring it out.
I guest lectured in two friends' course at Stanford last week, and my same material took 50% longer to cover than the prior year because they implemented a no tech in class rule, which led to a big jump in student engagement and questions. Higher standards = More learning.
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SamuelGoldman retweeted
Today I issued an Executive Order designating “Seminole Wind” by John Anderson as the official anthem of Florida. I have also directed the @FLSecofState to erect historic markers in the City of Apopka depicting John Anderson’s contribution to Florida’s heritage. In addition, I have tasked @FLDEPNews to work with the @SJRWMD to designate wildlife drive and trail system within Lake Apopka North Shore as the John Anderson Wildlife Drive and Trail System.
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Friends, I have never set foot inside a Cheesecake Factory.
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3 yo, pointing to a photograph of Jerusalem: IS THAT BOSTON?
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Persons experiencing mummification
"Gosh, why are the mummy displays so dark and opaque? Must be the lights are broken. I should go tell them downstairs," I thought to myself while recently wandering around the Redpath Museum at McGill University. Then I read the sign. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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An installment of THE MUMMY franchise where they need to wake the dead to get a display waiver signed.
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I never realized this about Devil Went Down to Georgia and now I feel even more patriotic.
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The children are under strict orders not to fight in the car. The result is solemn promises to punch each other as soon as they get home.
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this is terrible advice
NYT style is recommending tie-less suits with dress sneakers to disown the cons. Bleak.
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We used to be a proper country
The Lincoln Memorial sits in land that was once in the Potomac. Not marshland but in the Potomac itself. The Army core of engineers at one point dredged the river and created some islands. The memorial itself rests on pillars sunk into the bedrock. Here are the concrete pillars that lie beneath and supports 38,000 tons of marble, granite, and limestone—sunk into the bedrock. About 110 of them. Going many feet below the visible floor.
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BATTLESTAR GALACTICA tried to tell us, but did we listen?
Maybe one trend that AI will reverse is the absolutely stupid practice of connecting things to the Internet that have no business being connected to the Internet.
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I feel about this the same way that I do about foreign influence operations. They're spending all this money to mesmerize intellectuals and they never thought of inviting ME?
AI dudes run into trouble as soon as they encounter a person who isn’t mesmerized by expensive wine, power points, rich business guys in sneakers, and applies normal moral & epistemological standards to their pseudo philosophical gibberish.
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SamuelGoldman retweeted
A great opportunity. Also, apparently one of the few chances grad students will get to see @SWGoldman in the wild without a jacket.
ACADEMIC OPPORTUNITY🙋‍♀️ 📖👨‍🎓@tikvahfund invites applicants for its 2026-27 Academic Fellowship. Doctoral candidates & recent PhDs pursuing research in Jewish texts/ideas/history, etc. are encouraged to apply. The application deadline is September 1. buff.ly/0JeS0MH
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