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@Sab__G
Joined June 2009
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This is a JAAAAMM!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@Gitz__Nov 1
Local man discovers interest !
Discovera KE 🇰🇪🇰🇪 (@ZKesum84779) profile pictureDiscovera KE 🇰🇪🇰🇪
@ZKesum84779Nov 1
I took a loan of ksh 450,000 last year in August from Absa bank. I was in town yesterday and I decided to pass by to check my loan balance. I was shocked when I found that my loan balance is ksh. 460,000 after 14 months of deductions. What is not happening?
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JALANG'O (@JalangoMwenyewe) profile pictureJALANG'O@JalangoMwenyeweOct 31
Asanteni Jacaranda!
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Are people’s drones still being confiscated at JKIA?
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It is a good Monday 😂
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Very much… this time it has to be different. Intentional. Deliberate
Angela💙 (@amangieh) profile pictureAngela💙
@amangiehOct 22
Do you still have the energy to start a new relationship at your age?
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I could never do 1, 4,5 and 6 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Murray Hill Guy (@MurrayHillGuy1) profile pictureMurray Hill Guy
@MurrayHillGuy1Oct 22
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games
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After mechi it’s only fair to yell “Shukisha”
~~Tapkili Manerech🇦🇺🇰🇪💪💪~~ (@tapkili_) profile picture~~Tapkili Manerech🇦🇺🇰🇪💪💪~~@tapkili_Oct 15
🤣🤣Makeja kama hii uko ghetto imeokolea vijana wengi maghettoni nyumba inakaa nganya ama liquor store imebaki TU aweke pool table😂😂
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It’s my daughter’s prayers day . I’ve a whole candidate in my house 😇😇
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Huku reserve mama Sab anaingia kwa gari Kama ashaanza kuchuna food yangu
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@ombachi13Oct 15
Karibu inipeleke sayun january. Alafu hao 1st responders waliniibia kofia kama bado niko upside down in my seatbelt. Mkiona tailor made Kangemi ni yangu 😂😂
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TurboDiesel (@alexmwanzo) profile pictureTurboDiesel
@alexmwanzoOct 15
Dennis shame on you You never even paid me for the advice You dint even send me a pot of food
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Nilikuja reserve, nikaambiwa nikunywe supu ya Kuku kabla chakula ikuje. Here is the supu ya Kuku na inakuja na chapati, nijitibu wakipika ugali yenye inakuja na kuku tena.
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Hey @FaibaJTL kindly check acc 8901
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Stacked my breakfast sandwich heavily
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Now selling the Holy Spirit
Haji (@khal_haji) profile pictureHaji
@khal_hajiOct 1
Spar in Namibia bought a church and turned it into a Tops Liquor Store 🤣
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Enough.
your babyy ❤️🦋 (@Veryweirdgirl_) profile pictureyour babyy ❤️🦋@Veryweirdgirl_Sep 28
If we remove 50 kg from your body, how much weight would you have left?
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@ombachi13Sep 28
Gen Z’s…Have you ever wondered why Millenials look younger than you? Let’s make salted caramel Ugali served alongside fall of the bone Sukuma Wiki. Welcome to Episode one of this mini series where I recreate the meals that raised or traumatized us through high school. What meal takes you straight back to your boarding/high school days? And given a chance would you go back for it 😂😂😂
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Not having to break your back bending to go through the little walking people gate
Sheila (@SheilaLMaina) profile pictureSheila@SheilaLMainaSep 25
What's petite privilege?
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