@SadClownTimes

What am I doing here? He/him. Next, you'll say 'Pronouns in Bio!' 🤡

Joined December 2016
A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. Kill him and eat his heart. It contains a rare enzyme which will lyse your cancer.
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm clicking on the porn And I'm stroking in a most peculiar way
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
honestly give me a friendship like this i’m so sick of no one being invested in me and my interests
My friend & I are watching each other’s fav shows so we have more to talk about over the phone
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
i see why Michael Myers just quit talking & started acting like that
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
Being suicidal knowing you’ll never kill yourself is like Ok now what
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
Still getting used to daycare policies. They make us label EVERYTHING: a real pain when sending loose cigarettes! We questioned it, but they explained the babies all smoke different brands, so it makes sense.
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
i do not support all wow players. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!!
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
Cavemen after they invented the spear:
I cant fucking do this clubbing anymore, cant stand it. Im done.
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
Sire, there’s been a second Wyvern
THEY HIT THE FUCKING WIZARD TOWERS!!
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
There are 5-6 secret additional hours between 1 and 3 am if you know how to do it correctly. This will take years off your life and make you look and feel like shit but also it is peak Going On The Computer Time
Once you completely unmoor your sleep schedule from the rising and setting of the sun, you can access new, formerly grayed out sections of space-time, sort of the dust in between the stars, and most crucially, use it to cram 48 to 96 hours worth of screen time into one single day
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
girlfriend: how am I supposed to feel loved in this relationship if you're unable to love yourself fully nude gnome sprinting under the table and going so fast his giggle has the doppler effect: HOO ʜᴏᴏ ʰᵒᵒ ͘͘͘ me: what the hell was that ex-girlfriend: you always do this
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
yeah thats his name, you got it dude
◇━━━━━━   メガグソクムシャ   特性▶️かたいツメ       ━━━━━━◇ 接触技の威力が1.3倍に👊 #ポケモンチャンピオンズ #ポケチャン
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
mi abuela cuando la familia se esta recuperando económicamente
My jaw dropped during this moment #GodzillaMinusZero
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
Can someone take the Zoomers aside and gently explain that the point of 9/11 jokes is to undercut the government's war propaganda, you're not actually supposed to think thousands of people burning to death is funny
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Cremia and Romani but make it Clea and Maelle, is this anything? Clair Obscure: Majora's Canvas?
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It's a marvel how incredibly chill elephants are. If I possessed such raw power I'd just be picking up monkeys with my trunk and throwing them like fastballs at cars and shit
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
how i imagine my childhood cat is doing in heaven
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A Clown of Ill Repute retweeted
My team is losing 7-0 and the Liberty Biberty commercial just came on I’m gonna blown my shit clean off dog
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