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One of my favourite short form stories is the one told by Leo Tostoy. It's called "How much land does a man need." It tells the story of a peasant named Pahom, who believes that if he only had enough land, he wouldn’t fear anything—not even the devil. Here's how it goes: Pahom lives a simple life but envies landowners. When he finally gets the chance to buy some land, he feels satisfied… briefly. Soon, he wants more. And when he gets more, he still isn’t content. The more land he acquires, the more greedy and restless he becomes. One day, he hears of a distant group of people- the Bashkirs— who are willing to sell land at a very cheap rate. This is where it gets interesting: Their deal is simple: For a fixed price, you can have as much land as you can walk around in a single day. But there’s a catch — you must return to your starting point before sunset, or you lose everything. Excited, Pahom sets out early in the morning. As he walks, he keeps pushing further, thinking, “Just a little more land… just a bit more.” He ignores the heat, exhaustion, and time. By afternoon, he realizes he’s gone too far and must rush back before sunset. Panicked, he starts running. His body is failing, his breath is heavy, but greed drives him forward. Just as the sun is setting, he reaches the starting point and collapses. Dead. In the end, his servant buries him in a grave. Six feet long. The lesson: All the land he chased… All he truly needed… was enough to be buried in. I hope that answers the question of how much money is really enough money
How much money is really enough money?
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Putting all your life on social media has its consequences.
Omo, thieves just stormed Matta’s house few minutes ago, this night!😳😳😳, see gun wey the guy carry come
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Xavi Hernandez speaks good English. Didn't imagine that considering where played most of his career.
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You already know it's billing next.
“Babeeee 🥹” “Oko mi🥹” You go first shake your head.
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Lord of the Rings. The two towers.
The Dark Knight, Terminator 2, The Godfather Part II, and The Empire Strikes Back aren’t available. What’s the greatest movie sequel of all time?
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You'd figure out Alonso soon. Man was benching Rodrygo for Mastantuono and was benching Vini for Fran Garcia.
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This guy really foolish gaaaaaan.
If you fry akara in a good location, after all cost, you make N20/akara and you sell 500 pieces per day. That is N10k/day, N60k/6 day week and N240k/month. Better than bank job.
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If it ever gets to this, I'll never fail a course 🤣.
once i become lecturer, i go first collect all my students number dey view their status. na how your memes make me laugh i go use grade you. if you like mute me, na your CA be that. if you too post sad stuff and unnecessary motivation, carry over straight.
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She don learn o.
Replying to @Adamthallith
Woman! 💔 She will soon learn the saying, "Once bitten twice shy" in a hard way.
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Netanyahu crying of electoral rigging wasn't on my bingo card for 2026.
הליכוד: הבחירות במדינת ישראל נגנבו על ידי מפלגות ערביות שתומכות בטרור ובחיסול המדינה היהודית באמצעות עבירות פליליות חמורות של שוחד, איומים, אלימות, זיופים ושימוש בתוכנות אסורות להמרצת מצביעים. מפלגת הליכוד מעבירה למשטרה, לשב״כ ולוועדת הבחירות מאות עדויות וראיות על גניבת בחירות בקלפיות ערביות רבות- אלפי מעטפות עם כסף מזומן ופתקי רע״ם, איומים ואלימות כלפי חברי הקלפי, ריבוי מצביעים מאחורי הפרגוד, הצבעות בזהות כפולה, פערים בין מספר המעטפות למספר המצביעים, שימוש בתוכנות המרצה אסורות ועוד. אנו דורשים מהמשטרה ומהשב״כ חקירה יסודית בגין גניבת הבחירות על ידי המפלגות הערביות ומיצוי הדין עם העבריינים. אנו דורשים מוועדת הבחירות התייחסות מיידית לחקירת העבירות הפליליות הללו שפגעו באופן קיצוני בטוהר הבחירות בישראל ובתוצאות הבחירות. זו פגיעה חמורה בדמוקרטיה הישראלית ובזכות הבחירה של אזרחי ישראל. גופי האכיפה מוכרחים לפעול ביד קשה ובאופן מיידי.
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Woman no dey write will? Abi na law say the man must die first.
Men! once you get married, please write your will. Death doesn’t have a timetable. Don’t allow your wife and kids suffer Biko. No detail is too small to leave out. Enough is enough. I can’t believe we’re still having this conversation in 2026.
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Benzema 2022 had the highest peak of all of them here. Pichichi Laliga winner UCL golden boot Balon d'or UCL winner Laliga player of the year UEFA best men's player of the year As far as absolute best are concerned, it's easily Benzema.
Rank them at their absolute best 👀
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Na wetin e go win be that.
LAMINE YAMAL WINS 2026 MEN YOUNG TALENT OF THE YEAR AT #ballondor ✅ 2024 ✅ 2025 ✅ 2026
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Messi FC vs Yamal FC. Ija yin o ni pari
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Insane heat levels. If you no get motor, you go suffer o.
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Na Barca lose, na Ronaldo name you dey call. It's an obsession at this point.
LIONEL MESSI is 39 years old but he won’t ghost against REAL MADRID today. I swear to God, e go bury CUCURELLA and him papa. His humility in football created that rivalry in the name of RONALDO. Normally, RONALDO knows MESSI IS THE ONLY GOAT as long as football is concerned ‼️
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Guess who got cooked
I’ve been waiting for today’s El Clásico for months, ever since Real Madrid started signing players ahead of this season. Their fans haven’t stopped making noise about El Clásico since then. 😂 I have so many bookmarks ready to use against them tonight. When Barca finish cooking, those bookmarks will come back to life.
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His party people aren't even angry that he shared it. They're only angry he made it public.
The Prime Minister of the Uk Cannot share 2026 toyota Prados
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My friend's money isn't mine. I'd rather have my own money.
would you rather win $50k or allow your best friend win $150k. note: he doesn’t know you sacrificed your $50k for him to win $150k.
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https://nitter.cf/t.co/kyFPrluZpo Mbappe:
You just know Adeyemi is scoring a 91st minute winner.
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https://nitter.cf/t.co/TJIYBv69Mz "Winning el Classico boosts Barcelona up in the La liga, allowing us to possibly win the league at the start of March so we can channel our focus to the champions league which we so desire "
We lost, yes, but let me show you why Hansi Flick is a chess player 1. This match isn’t important. Running your first team players against PSG in the group phase will earn you nothing. Finishing in top 8 is the goal. 2. The illusion He has given PSG the illusion that this is how Barcelona will play in case they meet against in the most important part of the competition, hence they won’t be expecting surprises the next time we do. 3. El Classico on Sunday Winning el Classico boosts Barcelona up in the La liga, allowing us to possibly win the league at the start of March so we can channel our focus to the champions league which we so desire 4. Losing against PSG doesn’t mean Barcelona can’t win the champions league, no winner of the trophy has gone unbeaten The end justifies the means, let’s come back to this in May
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