@Sam64589605

just seein what twitter like #shsu

Joined September 2020
I was deleting pics in my phone yesterday and stumbled across this screenshot. I was in tears laughing at this poor guys pain
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Love that chicken from Popeyes
You think you are good in English? Start a sentence with “Love”
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Normally, I’d agree with you but that shit says “more levels coming soon” So it seems like these mfs will have an advantage the entire year.
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I really don’t like the concept of crews unlocking synergy badges like why should I get punished for having no friends 💔
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This why we say it’s gaslighting when y’all say Yall not tryna use someone for a meal
Idc if a nigga on his last 500 I need that for my hair
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No better example of why we don't all "have the same 24 hours in a day":
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She has real fans . She lost and her fans accepted and are looking forward to the next season …. Not terrorizing the league . Hope that helps !
Man. The Olivia Miles noise been really quiet lately.
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Black QBs one thing but you Hawaiian & Samoan niggas belong in the WWE
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If spiderman couldn't handle losing his btch what makes you think I could
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I understand why Josh Allen always keeps it at the goal line now
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The amount of times I flick a dribble move with RS and my player just stands there is insane. I can't be the only one. I'll literally look down at my controller like WTF I know I just flicked my stick.
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once i send that “ wya wyd “ gone head start getting horny boo
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Nigga kneecaps held together by bubblicious and you talm bout running ability lmao
penix the first black quarterback i’ve seen with zero running ability cuh
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“Allow this app to track your activity across other companies’ apps and websites?” Why. Why would Dunkin’ Donuts need to do that
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They think you cheatin whole time I’m damn near turned off by how much of a lil girl you act like
I believe men lose sexual interest when they're disappointed emotionally.
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But its a good start 🫶🏾
Suckin Dicc and frying a couple pieces of chicken don't make u Wife material😭
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john wall was better at everything trae young does on a basketball court except for shooting 3s.
Love John Wall to death but he wasn’t the playmaker that Trae Young is, that 8 assist quarter almost brought me to tears
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We really do live in two different Americas because a $300k job would literally solve EVERY problem I have. Yet there are people who are struggling with that income. Very wild.
36% of workers earning over $300,000 annually say they live paycheck to paycheck, per Goldman Sachs.
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You’ll find out when the bill come
THE NIGGAS ARE ORDERING LYCHEE MARTINIS AND LEMON DROPS WHOS GONNA BE THE MEN????
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im gonna feed you grapes with my feet
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