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Sam Pamphilon

@SamPamphilon

Co-Creator + Team Captain on Dara O Briain's #Go8Bit on #Dave and the #TheDoge in #stillstarcrossed on #ABC. Co-host of @desertcrisps Podcast

 London
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Joined January 2012
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We are such a bunch of stupid fucks
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Not doing what I’m told when I’m getting arrested is my favourite thing, hands down.
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I’m not successful enough to get Imposter Syndrome
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Very rich people eat crisps with tweezers
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Sad, lonely fatso Gra*ham Lin*han isn’t just misguided or having a breakdown. He’s a fucking nasty bastard. Straight up horrible. A bully who’s found a niche, a ring of fellow bullies egging him on.
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Thanks ‘for you’ Twitter.
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Winner of hide and seek receiving award: Respect my privacy at this time
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Woah, HUGE news.
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A rotting Krispy Kreme
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Guys, this isn’t going the way I had hoped. Plz halp
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Should I get some dungarees?
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45%What is wrong with you?
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Should I get some dungarees?
55%Yeah man!
45%What is wrong with you?
174 votes • Final results
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Jimi Goodwin from doves speaks nothing like he sings.
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“The problem is the bloody guns. I’m only here because my husband is in the military. Otherwise I would not have chosen to come to this country.” Outraged mother at Richneck Elementary School in Virginia after a 6-year-old shot a teacher
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I put Mr Blobby into the end of Die Hard. Blobby Ki-Yay and Merry Christmas everyone.
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No need to have people tell you how drunk you were last night when you have an email from Amazon telling what’s just been dispatched.
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Introducing yourself on stage after a concussion
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RT @GaryDelaney: The Twelve one liners of Christmas. This time hopefully with sound. This is cut from my first two Live at the Apollos. I l…
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Please help me on this @SportsDirect_CS
Sam Pamphilon (@SamPamphilon) profile pictureSam Pamphilon@SamPamphilon16 Dec 2022
Replying to @SportsDirect_CS
@SportsDirect_CS Hello. Hoping you can help. I’m waiting on an order and it hasn’t arrived. I’ve emailed customer service but haven’t had a response.
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This is my sons big Xmas present. Ordered at the end of November. Please don’t let me down.
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I got too much shit on me
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Turns out that republican that put on the tears over gay marriage a few days ago has a gay nephew, a well-spoken nephew at that.
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