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43% of parenting is just repeating ‘don’t say fuck’ and ‘where are your pants.’
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You’re welcome, @KariLake.
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Vaccine hesitancy, which was much higher among Republican voters than Democrats during COVID, led to disproportionate deaths among conservatives, and may have cost them the mid-term elections in close races.
politicalwire.com/2022/11/14…
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GOP: “Short of looking for nuclear documents, there is no reason on God’s green earth for the FBI to have raided Trump’s home!”
FBI: “We were looking for nuclear documents”
(long silence)
GOP: “Nevertheless,
What makes you feel most relaxed - where you stop thinking and just allow yourself to be?
I haven’t reflected on this in ages. These last several years have been such an amalgamation of fuckery, I’ve almost forgotten how to relax. Curious to hear your answer…
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If Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh doesn’t want to be bothered at dinner, perhaps, according to his own logic, he should simply not allow himself to get hungry.
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My husband reading with 6 yo and explaining “Miss, Mrs, Ms”: “Isn’t it wild that we created all these different words to tell the world whether or not a woman is married, but not for a man?”
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The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.
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Eunisses Hernandez jumps more than 2,000 votes ahead of incumbent Gil Cedillo in the 4th quarter of election results.
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Since it's pride month and I am a gay, transgender man, I would like the stage for a moment.
LGBTQ men have historically been erased, including from our own history. This is especially so for trans men.
So, I want to showcase some trans men throughout history.
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Sitting outside, surrounded by mosquitos. I’m usually like candy to these mf’ers. It gets so bad I can only be outside for minutes at a time. I’ve been outside since 8am. Not one bite.
Unexpected side effect of having Covid - mosquitos are avoiding me like the plague.
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The Denver program to send social workers instead of police (STAR) has responded to over 2,200 calls low-level/intox/MH calls.
They have never called for police back-up due to a safety issue.
Never.
Think about that.
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THREAD: There’s a lot of talk right now about crime in San Francisco. Almost everything you’ll read in the mainstream press is wrong. I live in the Tenderloin and work in the courts every day. Here’s my take on what’s happening and why.


















