You’ve gotta ride the wave to get to the beach.
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📋 Preston North End are delighted to announce Youl Mawene as our new Head of Performance and Fitness.
We can also confirm the arrival of Scott Dyer as the Club's new Head of Performance Analysis.
As part of the ongoing restructure of Graham Alexander's backroom staff, we can also confirm that Goalkeeping Coach Mike Pollitt and Head of Performance Analysis Charlie Ager have left the Club.
We thank both Mike and Charlie for their efforts during their respective time at PNE and wish them both all the very best for the future.
An announcement regarding a new Goalkeeping Coach will be made in due course.
🔗 pnefc.net/news/2026/november…
#pnefc
samsutton retweeted
Dave the rave and Ian wright have a dance off who won? #Sunderland #uk
samsutton retweeted
Cocaine really is a proper drug isn’t it. We’ve got packet to thank for magical videos like this
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Let him out and get ITV to put him in the jungle for Im a celebrity, him and Wayne Rooney would be comedy gold!
samsutton retweeted
The player wage bills of League One clubs for the 2026/27 season. 💰⚽
Leicester City are reportedly spending a staggering £35 MILLION a year on player wages, almost FOUR TIMES as much as the next highest spenders, Luton Town (£9.6m).
At the other end of the scale, Bromley are estimated to spend just £2.88m annually.
The financial gap between clubs in the same division is absolutely enormous. 🤯
samsutton retweeted
Jamie O'Hara and Jason Cundy doing the Inbetweeners 'OOHHHHH SORRY' has just killed me. 😂😂
🚨 Jamie Carragher has issued a public apology after jokingly telling Aston Villa fans to 'F**K OFF', following criticism of his comments. 😭
What appeared to be a bit of light-hearted football banter has now turned into something of a controversy.
Was an apology really necessary, @AstonVilla? 😂
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Vous ne verrez rien de plus britannique dans une tribune ce week-end. 🐔
Hier en D2 écossaise, Tony Watt marque et donne l’avantage à Partick Thistle contre Greenock Morton. Je sais, le suspense est insoutenable.
Petite histoire animalière. Watt s’était pris de passion pour l’élevage de poules il y a quelques années. Il en possédait 4 et célébrait même ses buts en imitant une poule.
Jusqu’au jour où un blaireau a tué ses 4 poules. Fin de la petite histoire.
Morton renverse le match en seconde période et s’impose finalement 3-2 chez le leader.
Dans le parcage, les supporters de Morton ne ratent évidemment pas l’occasion de ressortir leur chant dédié à Watt :
« Fuck Tony Watt, yer chickens won’t be cluckin’ anymore… woahhh ! »
Traduction : « Va te faire foutre Tony Watt, tes poules ne caqueteront plus jamais. »
La culture du chambrage absurde à la britannique dans toute sa splendeur.
