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>all Black majority alliance eliminates every non-Black person from their tribe. >is unable to complete an elementary school-tier puzzle despite starting earlier. The jokes write themselves at this point. #Survivor51
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An 18 year old girl had enough of her abusive boyfriend and decided to have him arrested.
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American freedom isn’t good enough for them. Street shitters must rob us blind too.
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How bizarre is this? They all stood up at the exact same time to attack. Almost like they’re sleeper cells…
This is what’s coming to uk people
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Only YOU can prevent friendly fires. 🫵🏻 🐻
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This unhinged black woman thought she could assault a cop like it's GTA This is how the officer responded.
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Replying to @aip551
Heres the security cam pov
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Now, imagine that was a man. People have become way too comfortable fighting random strangers they know nothing about. Women especially. Know you fucking place.
3 girls have been charged with felony gang assault after they tried to jump a 16-year-old pizza worker...who turned out to be a trained MMA fighter The main girl who started the fight ended up breaking her orbital bone.
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It’s just a South Park episode at this point. A real life parody. Wtf are we even doing anymore.
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A U12 softball game. We've all seen the video. Grown adults brawling. And now a man is in the hospital with a skull fracture, and brain bleeds. Oct. 24: Imperial Park, Sugar Land, TX. Kiarious Hall allegedly swung a metal water bottle into a father's face. The dad dropped, unconscious. His lawyer says he has a fractured skull, a broken jaw, and 3 brain bleeds. Hall allegedly swung the bottle again at a grandfather, Gary Greaser, who tried to break it up. Hall's wife, Jazmine Hall, allegedly ran in, throwing punches. Greaser needed 7 stitches, and suffered a broken hip. The fight allegedly started because someone told Hall to stop cheering during the other team's at-bats. Jazmine was an assistant principal at Lamar Junior High. She has since resigned. Hall claims self-defense. He said he was poked in the chest. Police (and everyone who has seen the video) say the video doesn't show what he described. He faces 2 misdemeanor assault counts. She faces 1. The victim's lawyer is pushing the DA to upgrade the charges. A fractured skull and brain bleeds. And it's a misdemeanor? No. Upgrade the charges! Then file the civil suits.
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Cobb County honors Native Americans by having an African American in tribal attire identify as being an "indigenous person" This could be a South Park skit
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We are not the same
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A black man brutally attacks and assaults an elderly white man from behind — the victim was simply minding his own business with no provocation. Unprovoked assault caught on video.
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🚨🇺🇸 America just raised THOUSANDS for the exhausted dad these clout-chasing pranksters tried to humiliate A kid faked stealing money from his phone while he was stocking frozen pizzas, an hour after he should have been home putting his 4 kids to bed. So he let them have it. You want to cheer when a prankster finally gets put in his place, and you can’t, because what came out of that man is too real to enjoy. This is what happens when a culture puts clout and viral moments above everything else: the humanity drains out of every human exchange, and every stranger with Meta glasses is a possible setup. Hopefully his GoFundMe explodes and becomes a referendum on the pranksters, because the country is tired of them. Source: @AmericaPapaBear / Writer: Daniel
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Violent unhinged demonrats
🔥🚨 BREAKING: A Trump supporter was STABBED outside the rally in Chillicothe, Ohio, and video shows the knife still lodged in their back. The victim can be heard saying, “I got STABBED. There's a knife in my back,” as police rush in. Officers reportedly detained one person at the scene. This happened right outside 47’s event. The video is out and the wound is visible. Release the identity of whoever did this. Pray for this patriot.
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This is why I'll pay $30 for an Uber EVERY SINGLE TIME! Writer: Mhedi
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This is why everyone has Indian fatigue now. The scamming just won’t stop.
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Key to selling online successfully: Only sell to White people
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So when she was caught stealing, her only reaction was to destroy even more of the store… Brilliant.
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Nіggеrs really don’t know how to handle basic situations Black people like this escalate every situation to the worst outcome This is why no one wants us in their businesses
The customer paid for food at this restaurant. After the waiter took over 15 minutes to bring his order, he started questioning them and they came at him. A waitress recorded him and posted it online to ridicule him, but after receiving backlash for their behavior, she took the video down.
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