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Just call me Twokeko Cisgender half of @PukeCreature Pink Lady

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Joined September 2026
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I just saw this on TikTok and i really need to bring it to y'all's attention because what the fuck do you mean you can be a lesbian for fourty minutes
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they stole my DNA and cloned me and are selling the meat of my genetic clones as sandwich filling at Subway
🤝 Paid partnership
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I am sobbing on my bathroom floor every time I make a tweet
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the aliexpress pasta salad got me feeling terminal
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if mental illness was infectious I would be a super spreader on purpose
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BREAKING: Trump says that US is not negotiating with Iran, and something soon will happen.
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I work in cybersecurity and my indian boss just came up to me and did this
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A few years ago, I was almost blacklisted within the venomous snake community because I brought up a question that apparently didn’t sit well with people…. If we can identify and reproduce individual venom using modern biotechnology, why aren’t we putting more effort into developing alternatives than repeatedly extracting venom from live snakes over and over again? I understand that replicating an entire venom is far more complicated than reproducing an individual toxin. Snake venom is a complex mixture of proteins, peptides, enzymes and its composition can vary. But that’s exactly why I think this is an area worth investing more research into. Venom extraction requires restraining and handling the animals, which can cause stress and carries risks of injury. Repeated extraction raises legitimate animal welfare concerns as well, most of them end up having shortened lifespans. There are also concerns about how captive venomous snakes are housed and fed. While specialized, nutritionally balanced diets can be appropriate in certain circumstances, snakes have species specific nutritional needs and force feeding should not be treated as routine husbandry when it can be avoided. And then there’s also my issue with venom quality and contamination. Venoms need to be properly identified, collected, kept in sterile environments, stored and tested. Mixing venoms from different species without accurate labeling or disclosure would be a serious scientific and quality control concern….and it does happen to cut corners. I’m not claiming we can eliminate the need for live venom collection overnight. I’m asking why we shouldn’t be investing more heavily in recombinant toxins and other biotechnological approaches that could reduce our dependence on it. If we can develop reliable alternatives for even some of the compounds we currently obtain through extraction, that could mean fewer animals subjected to repeated handling, collection and more consistent research materials with potentially better tools for developing medicines and antivenoms. I don’t think questioning an established practice is an attack on everyone who works in the field, I was apart of it even. I still support venom labs, they save lives and I believe a human life is always more important than an animals. I just think animal welfare, scientific progress and better long term methods should be part of the same conversation I guess. Anyway, do with that information as you please. 🐍☣️
If you think the fact that antivenom is still made by injecting horses with scorpion venom, costs $39M a gallon, about $500 a drop, and scorpions sting 1M+ people a year and kill 3,000+ is crazy... wait until you learn that ALL vaccines are still tested for bacterial toxins using horseshoe crabs’ blue blood, processed into a reagent valued at $60K a gallon. Over 1M horseshoe crabs were bled in the U.S. in 2024, with an estimated 185,000 dying from the process. Reducing this animal suffering is moral imperative.
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sorry palestine I need this mcdouble
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Lady at Target said “you’re in the way.” I said I’m 6ft4 and TACCED UP with BWC. Dumb fucking bitch.
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what do you expect me to do? spend time with my family and friends?
Yea so i pulled rule34xxx and all my other sites offline for now cuz of the incoming potential exploit. Maybe bit of over-reaction but for my for peace of mind. We're not hacked, no panic pls. Sorry for the lame downtime message, i had little time.
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my uncle used to use me as bait when he would go bear hunting. I'd have to stand outside in the cold, without a jacket, while he sat still as a stone, perched with his rifle, waiting for a big hairy motherfucker to walk out of the gay bar
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TACC UP TUESDAY ⚡️⚡️ ROLL CALL 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Have you TACCED UP today?
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men you cannot be liking this unless you autistic and retarded and have crazy dick game and are scared of women
I weep that we lost so many nerdy autistic boys to being trans
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can a girl not do anything anymore
BREAKING: Texas police respond after man wearing Joe Biden mask & Charlie Kirk shirt appears on a family's doorstep eating a banana, but determine no crime was committed.
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>depicts trans women as women >"stop fetishising us" are you women or are you super special third thing which is it nigga
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I weep that we lost so many nerdy autistic boys to being trans
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I have purchased the white house from the president donald trump for an unenthusiastic handjob
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my looksmaxxing son looks like a human pug
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stop saving this
I will record a video of me doing this fully naked when flesh simulator drops the fleshball plushies
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