@Sample1Chris

Progressive Road Warrior 🚚, Doggo Mom. Never met a 🐾 I didn’t love, Unrepentant Chocoholic; Wine and Coffee solves everything, Purveyor of Snark. No DMs.

Denver, CO
Joined June 2022
Too adorable not to share.
I bet the neighbors just love this.
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Life’s like that, isn’t it. The right people coming along at the right time… God gives us what we need, but too often we take that for granted and look at the next big thing that we must have. - Leland Dirks
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MAGA actually believes that Trump will dictate the terms to his AI tech oligarchs, not realizing that it was the billionaires that put him in the White House.
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This morning, I figure out it’s probably time…to try to remember for myself what I know, what is good, what is important: I know that listening is the most important gift you can give someone. I know that tolerance and kindness are strengths, not weaknesses. -LD
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OK, it’s fairly evident Trump wears a catheter. Mitch McConnell is wearing a catheter. MAGA make, you know what to do to follow your Dear Leader.
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May your stress turn into a fart and leave your body...
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The man who attack Dr. Amy Acton had a cell phone in his hand. Two handguns along with a taser in the shape of brass knuckles were found on him by police. He lives. Alex Pretti was protecting a woman. He had a cell phone in his hand and legally carried a concealed handgun with a valid permit. He was executed in the streets by ICE agents.
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Replying to @acnewsitics
"When I’m out in public I’m not worried about trans people or drag queens. My eyes are scanning for that radicalized white boy coming at me with his AR-15." -- @LakotaMan1
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NEW: HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a variety of mammals, reptiles, and insects before they reach the age of 3,” said Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. theonion.com/hhs-replaces-ch…
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There is a horrific natural disaster unfolding on the China Nepal border, American and other tourists are missing, thousands are dead or missing and the Orange Stain is busy renaming lakes.
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I think we all need a funny feel good video and this guy looking for his flip flop made me smile.😂😂😂😂😂
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There isn't a woman at Mar-A-Lago without multiple gender affirming surgeries.
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back to school 🚗
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It’s true! Subarus are lesbian cars.
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You can be tired, but you'll never be as tired as an indoor cat who's slept for 18 hours, eaten 4 meals, looked out the window for 20 minutes, and decided it's time for another nap.
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