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Lvl 28 old man who copes by being a dog on the internet. 🔞18+MDNI. Combat Vet. Pan AF 🏳️‍🌈banner 🎨 @riverfops Room temp🌡️ iq & big penis VR & IRL content👀

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Joined June 2024
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the gayest of blue dogs
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I love living in a forever blue state 🫡
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In honor of the blue wave, be sure to fuck your local trans guy 🍆 @Sample_The_Dog
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How I am about people dropping hints If you want penis please just tell me I am scared and confused 😭
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Boss makes a quarter I make a dime That’s why I jerk it crazy style On company time
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These right here are the freedoms that I fought for. This makes the sacrifices worth it, for people to come out and be able to give their voices and opinions and vote, and empower themselves. Proud to be an American on this historic day. 🇺🇸
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something something 14 werewolves slightly belated seasonal magma, it was a ton of fun anyways
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Sample The Dog retweeted
[CNC] Be careful at night! There are werewolves in the city! You might find yourself in the claws of the wrong man @SharkyBaits
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Happy Halloween y’all 🎃 Knife play anyone? 👀 🔪
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Just letting everyone know that when the Cyberpunk roleplay servers come out fully y’all might lose me for a bit because ya choom here is gonna be lost in the sauce over it
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Had a great weekend with @StyxMutt and @Luciid_syn They were both so well behaved~ Mostly 👀 Who’s coming to hang out next? 😈
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If you’re in my discord though you’d have already seen this pic btw 👀 Yall should like totes join 👉👈
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Take your bottoms to Micro Center it’s like taking your dogs to the dog park 🙏 Let them look at keyboards and 3D printers till they tire themselves out W/ @StyxMutt and @Luciid_syn
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Remember to feed your bottoms chat Featuring @Luciid_syn and @StyxMutt 🙏
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Took a cialis before work and leaked precum in my chinos
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“What’s your biggest impact on the internet?” I’m the guy who made the Kirk version of the meme almost immediately after it happened 😅
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" This.
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Sharing is caring ❤️
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Guys, I have a confession and I’m sorry you have to find out this way I unironically like the “dirty bird“ song To the point where if someone is going to do a music video rather IRL or in VR please let me know I will gladly help 😅
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I wanna smooch all my oomfies Girls included uwu
This is love🏳️‍🌈❤️
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