Samuel James Hejdeman

Self isolation has driven me playing Fiddler on the Roof on the Banjo. Sorry neighbours.

Daniel Radcliffe reminds me of Harry Potter a bit, anyone else??

What is life? Whereas this could be seen as a deeply philosophical question, the answer is that we are a large collection of skeletons living on a rock in space. These skeletons run around doing tasks every day so they'll be given metal and paper to trade for skeleton food.

I'm going to have a heart attack

Look at what we've become as a species; I seductively whisper "Netflix" into the Sky Remote and then sit like a little piggy covered in crisps for hours

This is too good for it's own good

I actually don't think I'll survive if this happens

Have they got enough drones in that firework display to get Charles' ears in

The replies to this are killing me 😂😂😂

I've been having some dark thoughts recently, and by that I mean seriously considering eating an entire tray of doughnuts in one sitting

Cannot tell you how much I need this musical over here

"Okay Google, set alarm for 6am" I sob with tears streaming down my face, rain pouring down the window frames and the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra playing a John Williams Score behind me