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Joined October 2008
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If you hire me for a remote job and try to make it hybrid, I’m going to put in my notice as soon as you do. 🤷‍♀️
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Is it just me or is USPS not like it used to be? Why is it kind of giving PRC?
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Who's bright idea was it to put passwords on DMs. I forgot what I set it to.
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Living in South Florida, we have access to so many things that I love and feel like I don't want to live without. Every time I get asked if I'd move for work, it's a hard no....
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I don’t know, Ya’ll. I think I cook better with a little wine in my system.
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🎻 I love when TikTok puts me on to new people.
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Ya’ll. My son is going through some kind of growling phase. 😭🥴
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This man messing up my instacart order is the universe telling me that I should’ve scheduled my time better to go to Publix myself. 😒
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The new season of #TheGildedAge is here!!!!!
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The Secret Sauce retweeted
If you ever find yourself hating me and think you can defeat me, you're sorely mistaken. You may win a battle here and there, but I assure you I will always win the war. My mom will tell you that persistence and sheer will have always been two of my strongest qualities. Quit while you're ahead.
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Sometimes I miss being pregnant but I don’t miss the delivery and recovery part.
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People claim they want closure but in reality they’re living in denial.
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I need to start going back outside when the sun’s out for real. I’m looking real vampire-ish.
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Men who constantly insert themselves into women’s business?
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Let people think it was their idea if you can get the outcome you wanted.
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Ya'll are really out here referring to people as your work wives/husbands while in a monogamous relationship? Please explain.
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You think bending over backwards makes people respect you? It doesn't. Stand on your boundaries.
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