@Samweigo

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Humour village
Joined July 2022
One of the reasons niliacha kwenda ocha, iko siku kulikua na event so mzae akanunua mbuzi na io chathi, after kuletwa ikahepa bana, nilizunguka the whole neighbourhood nikiitafuta, saahio ata siko sure inakaa aje, just to realize jioni that mfanyakazi wetu aliipeleka shamba ikakule na alikua mteja🥲
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Hiyo haina 😂.
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Tulinunua mbuzi in the morning , it got delivered an hr ago. Imetoroka and right now we are out here chasing after it. Ni kama its trying to find its way kwao .
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Kifo ni mbaya sana 💔💔
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Why don't women allow us men to check inside their purses and bags
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Takataka wewe
Kenyan. South African Couple. couple.
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"I will go straight to the point kama hii reli"😂
Pickup lines zikuje mbio mbio niteke huyu
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Mnakula nini for supper hizo sides? Ugali pork it is hizi ends
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Na wakiamua vita ifike kwa ground?
Ama tujaribu Twar na North Korea 😁🙌
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Ripoti zinanifikia ni eti dem wa morio wangu amepost boy mwingine na caption ya mapenzi, leo tunakunywa hadi Musa aone hakuna maji alikata
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Lowkey I wanna drink tea cooked with girl's breast milk.
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Me adding "mi siwezi ambiwa hivyo" in heated argument so that bros can massage each other
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Bobo wa gulf alienda wapi akiz🤔
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Kumbe most of my pals huku wanakuanga na South African nationality na wao hunidanganya tu tunateseka na wao. Frauds ni my books
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Kumbe most of my pals huku wanakuanga na South African nationality na wao hunidanganya tu tunateseka na wao. Frauds ni my books
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Deadline ya kulipa rent uko kwenu ni when ?!
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Men to men: you should never date a girl with a nose ring. What’s yours?
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Kenyans can start an online war with you, dig through your entire existence for insults, and if they find nothing, they’ll just use their own pictures. 😂😂 Truly an ungovernable country—the official capital of Africa’s chaos.
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Can a sex worker get pregnant or is bad for business?
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My best friend is pretty asf❤️
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don’t let anyone gaslight you into doubting your reality.
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