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πŸͺ± πŸ˜› Sarah Squirm: π‹πˆπ•π„ + 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇! on hbo 🧠

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Joined May 2011
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thanks HBO for the best closed captions ever [incoherent babbling] [demonic wail] [protracted squelching and moaning]
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hey oscar, your πŸ—‘οΈ or mine? 😜
Sarah Sherman came by and was SO ANNOYING!!! Hey Sarah, come back anytime! Heh-heh-heh.
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SARAH SQUIRM retweeted
Sarah Sherman came by and was SO ANNOYING!!! Hey Sarah, come back anytime! Heh-heh-heh.
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SPOOKY ALERT πŸŽƒ the Stavvy’s World Halloween special with @SarahSquirm is out now‼️ but the really scary part is that we still don’t have the video up on YouTube because they put us in purgatory until further notice πŸ‘Ή which is a shame because we went all out for this one we’re working hard to resolve this BUT ***you can still watch the full video at Apple Podcasts*** (and still listen everywhere you get your pods) WATCH: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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try this cool hack to instantly climax!! 🫨 google nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/β€¦πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» buy tix for pattisarah show NOV 8 @ 7pm @nycomedyfest πŸ’¦πŸ’§πŸ’¦πŸ’§
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SARAH SQUIRM retweeted
New York City matchmaker, Debbie Mush, is at the desk!
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new @NTSlive show !! don’t listen while operating heavy machinery ⭐️ nts.live/shows/sarah-squirm/…
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πŸ‘‚the sound of a liarπŸ‘‚ Sarah Squirm: LIVE + in the FLESH is out now on @streamonmax πŸͺ± and come hear me make new soundsπŸ‘‚sarahsquirm.komi.io 🎟️ NOVEMBER 8: @nycomedyfest
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Dolly πŸ’– it was an honor to twin with you 😭 i got to keep the dress
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πŸ€ new york πŸ€ best public transportation πŸ• to come see me and Patti Harrison at @nycomedyfest this november πŸ€ sarahsquirm.komi.io πŸ• you know what i’m talkin bout
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IT’S NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON’T FUCK WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chocolate eyeballs in 13 states have been recalled over undeclared allergens.
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Seeing @SarahSquirm highlights: -so many people were interested to see a Juggalo couple painted up at her show -she saw me and waved at me right before she got on stage -she BROUGHT US UP ON STAGE AND WHOOPED AT US -she kept referring to β€œthe juggalos” (meaning us) in her set
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IT’S NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON’T FUCK WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bootleg Squirm always better than 100% Certified Grade A Authentic Squirmℒ️
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@SarahSquirm my bf made a bootleg squirm poster for my birthday present you should sue him
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SARAH SQUIRM retweeted
Goodnight to our friend Screaming Mad George. An entire generation of horror fans were birthed from your blend of surrealism and carnality. Your contributions to the genre flowed from the grotesque to the dynamically impossible. We hope you know how much you were loved by genre fans around the world.
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