Casual gamer, skincare enthusiast, likes gothic things. Author of 'The Process of Cursing in Ancient Egypt', University of Liverpool PhD graduate.
Houghton-le-Spring, England
Joined February 2009
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Spotted in Asda - never thought I’d see a @itsfiveofficial album on the shelf again! 🤯😍
We’re only two months into the year and so far:
* I got the job I wanted 👍🏻
* my main crush Richard Hammond became single ❤️
* my favourite band Five are back with all five members 🤯
Not sure I can cope with much more!
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Found a 30” Toothless plush in I Collectables in Blackpool.
Came home with a 30” Toothless plush.
No regrets.
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I may have slightly screamed when the lovely Michael French appeared at the end of #Eastenders.
Good job writers, my reaction scared our dogs!
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I bought this at a charity shop yesterday and fully expected it to kill me in my sleep. It must be cursed at the very least.
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The fact that Andrew Tate was taken down via the toxic masculinity he so vehemently spewed is *chef’s kiss*
#HappyNewYear
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Sarah Colledge retweeted
WARNING: Distressing content.
This might be hard to watch, but we have worked with the families of those who died to reiterate a simple message:
Don’t use your phone at the wheel.
Watch the full video: youtu.be/UztJcUjGXbY
And an hour later the water’s back on - thanks for the speedy service @nwater_care
Credit where credit’s due: A guy from Northumbrian Water had to switch our water off at about 8.15am as there was a leak in our meter. An hour and a half later and he’s back with the cavalry 👍🏻
I never comment on politics and I rarely swear on here, but at this point even I think Boris Johnson and his cronies are a fucking disgrace.
