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Sassbeard Thee G-G-G-Ghost Pyrate retweeted
just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever
Sassbeard Thee G-G-G-Ghost Pyrate retweeted
oh yeah? well if they’re such a “fascist” how come they’re offering me everything I want while promising to keep me safe from the terrifying outsiders who are trying to take my freedoms from me?
Sassbeard Thee G-G-G-Ghost Pyrate retweeted
He bussed people in.
He did NOT bus people out.
At Calhoun Ranch.
In between Indio & Coachella.
In the desert, stranded at night, with no way out.
He squeezed out what he wanted, got his sound bite.
He got his photos.
He got his propaganda.
He left.
He left MAGA in the desert to fend for themselves.
What makes you think he will take care of the country if this is how he acts towards those who worship him?
#TrumpRallyCoachella #MAGA #Bus #Stranded #Vote #Desert #CA
Sassbeard Thee G-G-G-Ghost Pyrate retweeted
Oh, so I guess Democrats are going to call RFK Jr. weird now
I’m not equipped for the RFK Jr. Bear cub roadkill anti-cyclist prank story. I’ve still got two episodes of his @bastardspod biography left. I don’t even know if he still had a cop-killer hawk in 2014.
Sassbeard Thee G-G-G-Ghost Pyrate retweeted
I’m not going to sugarcoat this, and some of you won’t want to hear it
Sassbeard Thee G-G-G-Ghost Pyrate retweeted
JD Vance says Americans without children should “face the consequences and the reality” and not get “nearly the same voice” in democracy
Vance: “Let’s give votes to all children in this country, but let’s give control over those votes to the parents of those children.”
Sassbeard Thee G-G-G-Ghost Pyrate retweeted
If you fuck with Trump then Kid Rock’s absolutely gonna show up to your house drunk as shit, punch a hole in your drywall, steal your keys, drive into a mailbox and then get uncomfortably emotional to the point of crying.
You HAVE been warned.
Just heard a guy on the news say "It's not the gun that did it", which is something I used to say.
And it wasn't the gun that did it--a human being did it using the gun, without which he could not have done it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dr. Dan gave a hot take, was presented with evidence and expert opinion to the contrary, responded by changing to take his new knowledge into account. This is big-boy grown-up behavior.
Obviously unacceptable on social media, but heartwarming to see it.
Sassbeard Thee G-G-G-Ghost Pyrate retweeted
Apparently, while I was fucking around this weekend, all my Twitter friends were earning advanced degrees in cognitive neuroscience
Sassbeard Thee G-G-G-Ghost Pyrate retweeted
They Might Be Giants feat. Doc Severinsen and the NBC Orchestra
“Birdhouse in Your Soul”
The Tonight Show w/ Johnny Carson (1990)
Guest Host: Jay Leno
My favorite use of a late-night talk show band by a guest musician 🎺
Sassbeard Thee G-G-G-Ghost Pyrate retweeted
Two ALLEGEDLY drunk federal agents illegally detain and assault a truck driver because... Well...
Make America Great Again
Red Zone Watch has the full body cam footage at youtube.com/watch?v=M_5vLZ58…
Blue Lives Matter
Sassbeard Thee G-G-G-Ghost Pyrate retweeted
sincere posting mode: every member of the jury just non-trivially increased their odds of being on the wrong end of political violence, all of them that weren't total morons know it, and they did this anyway. genuine moment of unironic courage.
Sassbeard Thee G-G-G-Ghost Pyrate retweeted
Times have been tough in this South Dakota town since they closed the old puppy shooting factory. So when Gov. Kristi Noem offered to lift their spirits with tales of meeting Kim Jong Un, they finally had something to cheer about. But now the woke mob wants to take that all away.