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Lana Rhoades exposes the wildest bedroom stories from her past relationship with Mike Majlak
"He did do a few gay things though when we were dating."
"He really wanted to hook up with pornstars before me. And like he really wanted to date a pornstar. So essentially he likes people who have been used by a lot of other men."
"Me and Mike had a three-way with a mannequin with a penis... No arms, but a giant dick. But he still used to pretend to like high five it."
"He just wanted to see me with another guy, but not really another guy."
"Another time we had a dildo and he was like, we were having sex and then he just shoved it in my mouth like he wanted to see me suck a dick. And he like [finished] way faster. And so I was like, 'Okay, he likes other dicks involved.'"
"He let me go through his phone today and I felt nothing."
"One time I put fingers in his butt. He didn’t like it."
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Gilbert Arenas on why the superstar players are getting hurt in the NBA:
“I said it season 1 and I’m going to say it again as a guy that’s a track runner and I’m looking at history of the game the early 2000s, 90s, 80s, 70s, 60s star players didn’t get hurt this much there’s a reason the star is getting hurt this much because what happens is if you’re not really training and getting in shape and you’re just letting them in their summer looking good come into the season bullsh*t through training camp and then go out in the game play against another superstar that superstar is going to go 100 for the first time and that is what happening.”
Demarcus Cousins says the NBA is moving towards where every good team has a plethora of guards:
“Even when you look at a team like San Antonio they have a bunch of guards, Minnesota a bunch of guards, OKC a bunch of guards. So I don’t know I think we all know it’s this a trending league but that could possibly be where the league is kind of going you want to have that extra layer of guards are that rotation of guards where basically when one group comes out the game don’t really change it stays exactly where it is.”
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Redhead’s bend over? Snow dusting thighs, that gagging sound—cheating goths bring the drama. 😈
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Look into her pretty blue eyes as she sucks on the black cock that will end her pure bloodline nitter.cf/loserwhitegirl1/status…
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🚨David Grusch hinted at it on Rogan—now Dr. Allison Brown breaks down what allegedly happened when Reptilians, Greys, and Humans collided in 1960s Nevada. 👽
The crashed craft, the aftermath, and military retrieval.
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Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀
Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom.
“It’s got to be blowjobs.”
Then she went further.
“I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.”
And then came the places.
The studio soundboard.
Planes.
Under blankets.
Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane.
“No, I’m not actually.”
She was talking about international flights.
Lights out.
Blankets.
Waiting for everyone to fall asleep.
Alex’s reaction?
“Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
