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DO NO HARM. β™₯ Love, Truth, and Enlightenment. The door, the key, and the inevitable. ~Universe πŸ’žπŸŽΌhttps://nitter.cf/t.co/Mb3K6CpXOh WWI, WWII, WWW.

♦ Emerald City ♦
Joined January 2013
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It's wild that tons of money is given to so many new AI startups, yet they're all just going to end up at the same point (some being untrustworthy along the way).☯️ I guess it's just a race to see who gets there first. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚ #Apple #Nvidia #Microsoft #OpenAI #AI #GROK #GEMINI #AMD
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
Best era of OG snark was when I was making these graphics
Emiru is friends with Asmongold, lacari, Tectone plus she thinks Ethan Klein’s lawsuits are justified
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
The investigations into Stephen Miller need to start this week.
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
Hey ICE… we’re coming for you! Every single one of you MFs will answer for your crimes!
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
BREAKING: SWEET REVENGE! The Navy Admiral who Pete Hegseth fired DEFEATS her MAGA opponent to win a House seat in South Carolina β€” cementing the blue tsunami with a poetic flourish! This is just too beautiful... Democrat Nancy Lacore, a 35-year Navy veteran who rose through the ranks from helicopter pilot to become Chief of Navy Reserve, was fired in August of 2025 amid Hegseth's purging of high-ranking women in the military. While no official reason was given, the deeply misogynistic Hegseth has not been coy about his caveman belief that only testosterone-injecting men should serve. Lacore has now defeated Republican Jenny Costa Honeycutt to seize a seat that was formerly held by MAGA lunatic Nancy Mace who launched a failed bid for the governor's mansion this year. Lacore has not been shy about criticizing Hegseth's disastrous mismanagement of the Defense Department, particularly his failed Iran War. "Pete Hegseth is the most unqualified Secretary of Defense that we have ever had, and he is doing significant damage to our military that it will really take decades to undo," she said, adding that he "needs to go." The most beautiful irony here? Congresswoman Lacore could soon be voting with the rest of the Democratic majority in the House to impeach Pete Hegseth. We have subpoena power starting in January, so we'll be able to uncover all of the gross negligence and rampant criminality that he's overseen. Ain't karma grand? Please ❀️ and share if you support impeaching Pete Hegseth!
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
Individual live streamers and new media are drawing massive viewership for the midterm results. A snapshot of viewership for the top 24 (combined across platforms like YouTube, Twitch, Rumble, Kick, etc.)
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RELEASE EVERYONE IN ICE DETENTION CENTERS NOW!!!!! @HouseDemocrats @SenateDems @TheDemocrats
Democrats first order of business should be to release the Epstein files.
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LOCK THEM UP!!!! #JAIL #ELON #PRISON
I just want to congratulate these guys on going all in on Trump.
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
Democrat Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico Governor's race. She will make history as the nation's first Native American governor.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Haaland, a member of the Laguna Pueblo, will be the first female Native American governor of any U.S. state, not the first overall. Johnston Murray was the first Native American to be elected governor in the U.S. nbc26.com/politics/ameri… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnston_…
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THIS. 😭
Hundreds of Minnesotans are leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE agents.
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
DEPORT ELON MUSK FROM TEXAS πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
BREAKING: Kansas elects their first Democratic Senator since 1932 Democrat Adam Hamilton defeated incumbent Republican Sen. Roger Marshall. Decision Desk HQ and other outlets projected the race for Hamilton, with him leading roughly 53% to 44%
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
Democrat James Talarico wins the US Senate race in Texas, breaking more than 30 years of Republican dominance Read the full story here: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
BREAKING: Democrats win control of the U.S. House - DDHQ
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: GREG ABBOTT WHEELY WHEELY SAD
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
China warns that if Israel uses a Nuclear Weapon against any country, including Iran. It will be the end of Israel.
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
✨ I replaced all these SaaS with my own vibe coded now, so about $25,000/mo savings: - Weather API -> My own vibe coded weather service using Norway's meteorology API - Image resizing API -> My own vibe coded image resizing API with NodeJS's Sharp + Redis (saves ~$1,500/mo) - Google Vision NSFW detection -> My own $0/mo vibe coded NSFW detection service with Python's NudeNET (saves ~$2,500/mo) - Cloudflare Streaming -> My own $0/mo Nginx VPS video streaming (saves ~$250/mo) - API Flash -> My own $0/mo screenshot service (for social images) (saves ~$250/mo) - New Relic + IPHub -> My own $0/mo error monitoring, DDOS blocking and fleet management service (called error2telegram) (saves ~$250/mo) - Human moderators -> My own moderation on all my sites with @xAI (saves ~$10,000/mo) - IFTTT -> Telegram bot (saves ~$100/mo) - Photopea as editor inside Photo AI -> Vibe coded my own photo editor (saves ~$100/mo) - Mapbox -> Vibecoded my own free replacement with OpenFreeMaps (saves ~$500/mo) - Uptimerobot -> My own $5/mo Uptime Canary app running on Kuma (saves ~$50/mo) - Ghost blog -> My own $0/mo blog platform - Customer support -> @featurebasehq + AI support bot (saves $5,000/mo) - Scrapingbee/SerpAPI -> My own $1/mo scraper with Patchright (save ~$250/mo) I think I have reached my final limit of replacing my SaaS services as I have these left, but that'd mean becoming an ICANN registrar (I don't want 😁), managing my own email (I don't want), managing my own hard drives at home in a storage (I don't want) and managing my own servers at home too (I don't want) and running my own GPU rig at home (I don't want): - Cloudflare Domains - Cloudflare Email Sending - Cloudflare R2 Storage - Backblaze B2 for backups - Hetzner for all my servers for all my sites (VPS) - xAI for all LLMs for all my sites (so many things like moderation, writing emails, anything)
✨ Okay with lots of help from @javilopen and his Spanish scraping friends I've managed to vibe code my own @Scrapingbee alternative and replace my $249/mo Scrapingbee plan with my own $1/mo scraper running on my VPS! First I tried OpenSERP, an open source project that seems freshly maintained but it didn't work on my VPS IP or laptop IP and got blocked fast Then I tried to use residential IP proxies from IPRoyal but they were already quite tainted IPs meaning Google already knew they were scrapers and just blocked about 60% of them already, not so great, also didn't work! Then I discovered OpenSERP uses a vanilla headless Chrome, Google instantly detects that and blocks that, so literally the entire repo is useless cause it won't even work? I don't get why they don't say that in the docs? OpenSERP is even worse than just basic CURL, as my AI said: "plain curl got 7% blocked but OpenSERP's headless browser got 100% blocked" So then I just built my own with Playwright and a real Google Chrome on my VPS, headful and persistent context, and slow pacing like every 30 seconds or so And I got some better residential IP recommendations (which I can't tell you because thenhey t stop working!) Now I'm at about 90% success rate, which is similar or better than Scrapingbee And it costs me ~$1/mo (measured by GBs, obviously for text scraping I barely use a lot) instead of the $249/mo I paid Scrapingbee! My only remaining SaaS now are: - Cloudflare Domains - Cloudflare Email Sending - Cloudflare R2 Storage - Backblaze B2 for backups - Hetzner for all my servers for all my sites (VPS) - xAI for all LLMs for all my sites (so many things like moderation, writing emails, anything)
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
this tuesday, every elected representative we worked with will be on the all day broadcast alongside numerous other special guests, including numbers guys. you don’t want to miss it.
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
For WoW: Forever I’m going to just play the game. I’m going to focus on exploration and discovery vs looking up everything online. I want this experience of my first character to last and I will savor my journey like a fine wine.
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
Working class people’s lives are on the ballot on Tuesdayβ€”their healthcare, their rent, their bills. Haley Stevens just betrayed them by endorsing the very Republican she said she wanted to run against.
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Satine πŸ’Ÿβ™‰πŸ₯°β˜―οΈπŸ’ž retweeted
BREAKING: πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ U.S. Senator Chris Murphy who stated a few days ago that he had seen the new plan for an attack on Iran and called it catastrophic, has been hospitalized after suffering a stroke on Saturday, according to his chief of staff.
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