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John

@Schffr_

M.Ed - Dolphins, Phillies, Penguins, Gators FB, UVA Lax, PLL Waterdogs - metalcore/hard rock enthusiast - hobby photographer

Joined April 2015
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Congrats to Zack Wheeler on winning the National League Players Choice Comeback Player of the Year Award.
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me and my solo cinema trips against the world
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LOLJETS
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When did shows stop doing clip episodes? Like the best of scenes. Im watching the Family Guy 100th episode and totally forgot this was a thing
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GOOD BYE everyone
News to Remember (@allchronology) profile pictureNews to Remember
@allchronologyOct 20
Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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NBC Sports (@NBCSports) profile pictureNBC Sports
@NBCSportsOct 19
Drop the first name you thought of. ⤵️
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Who is the “Jack” that Carrie Underwood is stating that “it’s a fact” to in the Sunday Night Football song
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Saw, 28 Days Later
𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚛 (@anythingslasher) profile picture𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚛
@anythingslasherOct 15
SAVE TWO. LOSE THE REST. Which 00s horror movies are you keeping? 🎬
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I was in HS. This was peak.
WBR (@W_B_Rick) profile pictureWBR@W_B_RickOct 15
Imagine being a white boy in 2004 when that Jay-Z Linkin Park album dropped
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As a Dolphins fan, every part of this tweet is hysterical
Evan Sidery (@esidery) profile pictureEvan Sidery
@esideryOct 14
Mike McDaniel could be fired as the Chargers’ offensive coordinator soon, if they’re unable to make significant improvements, per @espn. If Los Angeles cans McDaniel, Adam Gase would step in as the interim offensive coordinator.
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.@Yahoo’s spam filter
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The Trump administration isn’t even trying to hide the aliens anymore bro
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As a college admissions professional for over a decade, it bothers me that the Carrie show on prime gets the whole financial aid process wrong. 🫠
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Hey @7eleven, appreciate the honesty. I was in a rush heading to the airport, so I didn’t have time to care.
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This is a legendary week of fantasy for me. And I still have Bijan.
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Mike Evans is playing out of his damn mind right now
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Saw Shinedown and Halestorm open for Trapt in 2006.
Anne Erickson (@AnneErickson) profile pictureAnne Erickson@AnneEricksonOct 9
Who's the best opening band you've ever seen in concert? 🎶
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luiza@luizaspaceOct 8
it's been 5 years but it's time. i'm getting pregnant.
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SHAKE SHACK (@shakeshack) profile pictureSHAKE SHACK
@shakeshackOct 7
We’re officially coming your way, Brazil! 🇧🇷✈️
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iconic.
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Prime Day deal suck, wtf is this shit
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