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Every republican ad on tv: The Democrats want to turn your kid TRANS
Every republican on twitter: I want to swap this child's gender and have SEX with them
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They finna have that nigga stolas like this 3 minutes into the AMA
Come along, and ask Stolas anything your little hearts may desire. On October 30th, he'll answer his favorites… on video! Now, don't be shy. Ponder away!
reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/s/C…
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Saying this shit just to fit a narrative like u were just a gay ass that love wearing wigs and mini skirts. Not even the brickiest doll would step out with a trimmed mustache
A real misandrist wouldn’t ever be a femdom because that would still require satisfying the desires of a man
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idea for a power i had when i was taking a shower yesterday
basically, things that cannot happen in our world cannot damage you, and you can damage impossibly strong things as if they were average strength humans
however stuff like guns & knifes (w no magical properties) can
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If I managed to turn the most unfuckable animated loser into the thirst trap of the year by drawing over one of the most clowned on animated series ever I think you'd never get me down from the high of that ego boost
kudos to the animator, holy fuck you've done the impossible
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This is just political lesbianism from second wave feminism but instead of larping being a lesbian for a political statement it's just cyberbullying and erasing one of the most oppressed minorities on earth lmao
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Eu geralmente odeio redesign que quer "dessexualizar" devido remover peito/bunda (implicando ser sempre sexual, mesmo vestida)
Tornar as roupas menos justas, mas mantendo as proporções por baixo, é genial
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metalbending requires patience, discipline, and the ability to find the earth hidden within the metal. you have to stay grounded and learn to feel something that seems immovable.
lavabending is the complete opposite. it requires immense force, explosive movements, and almost zero hesitation. lava is still earth, but unlike solid earth, it wants to move. you have to be impulsive enough to keep up with it, using jumps and momentum to build pressure.
with metalbending, you have to find the earth within something else. with lavabending, you have to recognize that the lava itself is your domain. the challenge isn’t finding the earth, but controlling it while it’s heated to over a thousand degrees and spreading uncontrollably around you.
both are incredibly difficult, but they demand almost opposite mindsets.
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Some conservationist were approaching a poacher’s gorilla trap to destroy it when an actual gorilla stopped them and warned them off while two other gorillas came by and took the trap apart.
They would have thought that the humans were going to get caught in it.
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Me tryna explain how fusions and Steven works but I kinda forgot English and I don't know how to explain stuff #stevenuniverse
