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Scorch Kid

@ScorchKid

Introverted property guy | Building silent strength in a noisy world | Growth, wellness, Arts | Culture | Self-reliance | Seasons change — I adapt 🇬🇧 🇳🇬

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Joined October 2025
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Ong, I swear she moved at least 18 times or something! 😂
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🚨 Mikel Arteta: “Max Dowman’s red card? I prefer to watch it back properly, and then I can assess the situation”. “We learn from everything, yeah…”.
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@AdeolaTeslim065h
It’s all about God blessings , I have no one else ✌️
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@ScorchKid18 Oct 2025
Proverbs 22:29: "Do you see someone skilled in their work? They will stand before kings, they won’t stand before ordinary people."
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Cartoons will forever remain GOATed. I was writing from the perspective of an inanimate object today, and it really had me thinking. Then I remembered these guys have been bringing lifeless things to life for God knows how long.
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Something doesn't add up. We want AI to become smarter. We want AI to do more tasks. We want AI to make our lives easier. But when it actually starts doing things better than us, we become scared. So what exactly do we want AI to become? 🤔
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With all this knowledge about contraception, no one should get pregnant and call is unwanted
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@VisioEaseDigita15h
It’s raining heavily over here, and there’s gonna be one unfortunate girl who will still enter this rain to go meet a man. Trust me, you will get pregnant from this movement.👀👀
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I know body viewing during an open casket funeral helps to process grief and pay final respect and all that, but is it still necessary and relevant these days?
🤖 Made with AI
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Lady apologizes to men for abandoning them and dating women, says she's back to factory settings 😂
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Some of y'all are gonna die broke and lonely if y'all don't change your ways.
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❤️🤍 Enzo Fernández: “I want to return to River at some point, I’ve said it several times”. “I’m going to return, I’m sure. It’s something I really want!”, told @losedul.
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@omoyebraids20h
Only you, marriage is slavery. Raising children is unpaid labour. pregnancy is a death sentence. I pity who never understand say devil no get horn, he is a feminist.
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Omoye✨🫶
@omoyebraids20h
Only you, marriage is slavery. Raising children is unpaid labour. pregnancy is a death sentence. I pity who never understand say devil no get horn, he is a feminist.
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𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. They reflect practice, patience and decisions made by a person who understands the material. Craftsmanship makes skill visible.
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A genuine question. We use passwords to protect our accounts. We use OTPs for extra security. We use fingerprint authentication. But why do people still use the same password for almost everything? 😭
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It's only in Nigeria that masturbation blocks blessings.
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Coworkers who act like supervisors are a clear sign of mental health.
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Can we talk about how expensive it has become to be an adult? 😂 You wake up with plans to save money, then food needs to be bought, something in the house needs fixing, transport money disappears, and suddenly you're calculating whether that thing you wanted to buy is actually a necessity. But somehow, we're still showing up, figuring things out, and hoping the next alert comes with good news. Honestly, if you're trying your best to build a decent life right now, give yourself some credit. This adulthood thing is not beans. 😭❤️
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Dear Lord, answer a nigga's prayer today.🤲🏾
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Sometimes you gotta handle sh!t yourself, f**k waiting on karma 🤨
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If you don't answer unknown numbers, I can't trust you. What are you hiding? 🤨
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