@ScottAkam

Children’s charity founder, life’s too short to not enjoy it, love dogs, parody Twitter accounts & comedy

Bournemouth, England
Joined February 2022
This is what we need in Boscombe, then we might stop pics 2/3/4 happening all day?
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Finally just got @WorldBollard a good one today. Well my passenger did! – at Bournemouth, England
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Scott Akam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 🇪🇸 retweeted
‘I knew a bit about Galloway. He had had to resign as the head of a charity called “War on Want,” after repaying some disputed expenses for living the high life in dirt-poor countries. Indeed, he was a type well known in the Labour movement. Prolier than thou, and ostentatiously radical, but a bit too fond of the cigars and limos and always looking a bit odd in a suit that was slightly too expensive. By turns aggressive and unctuous, either at your feet or at your throat; a bit of a backslapper, nothing’s too good for the working class: what the English call a “wide boy.”’ washingtonexaminer.com/magaz…
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Well, interesting day with SOCO in the back garden and tents in the alley behind us. Third time in a year, good old Boscombe Crescent. The drug dealers are upset as their selling corner is cordoned off
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Scott Akam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 🇪🇸 retweeted
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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One of my favourite parked cars, no attempt to even get close to the kerb, parked in the middle of a junction, zoom in theres no one in it! It was in Gran Canaria last week. I’ll sure there will be more @BadParkingLpool @CitizenUddin @MikeyCycling @YPLAC @ada @CyclingInASkirt
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Scott Akam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 🇪🇸 retweeted
As the weather continues to be chilly at the moment, please remember to check your vehicles before driving off Animals can be drawn to the warmth of the vehicle
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Scott Akam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 🇪🇸 retweeted
David Bowie had gone to a private showing of his 1987 movie Labyrinth. Afterward, he’d have a meet-and-greet with a group of children. He met them and had a ball, but one boy was shy and withdrawn. So Bowie asked the organizers of the event if he could talk to the boy by himself, seeing as though he was “so shy." The kid wasn’t actually shy — he was autistic. Bowie told the kid he was also scared, too, of everything. He was, in fact, only able to face other people because of a “magic mask” he would always wear. It just so happened the mask was ‘invisible.’ He gave it to the boy. He then acted rather distressed himself and had to make another magic mask, after which he became calm, too. Bowie and the kid just hung out for thirty minutes, and it was a magical experience. The boy later said he actually felt more confident after meeting David Bowie and receiving his “magic mask." Bowie reminded the boy of how ‘everyone is shy and scared sometimes, and we all wear masks’. Not every celebrity as famous as Bowie would take so much time and go through such effort to put an uncomfortable kid at ease at an event.
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Scott Akam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 🇪🇸 retweeted
Not the best start to my day!!! Had my car broken into last night. They stole a bag full of sweaty gym cloths, another bag with my JiuJitsu Gi in and what’s really inconvenient is they took a set of my prosthetic legs! Despite having 3 cameras pointing at my car I was told by the staff at the hotel that they couldn’t see any activity as the view to my car was blocked by another car (might be time to reposition those cameras 🤔) The sad thing is to think that someone would break into a car parked in a disabled parking space and steal equipment someone needs to live independently and not even care 🦿🦿🦾
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Scott Akam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 🇪🇸 retweeted
I am going to post this every day until everyone knows Please do the same. So many people are unaware
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Scott Akam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 🇪🇸 retweeted
👿😂🤣
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IDIOT not just because of the parking but cos he has his phone tied to the centre of his steering wheel Crash= airbag deployed= death. Phone will hit his head at 200mph & he prob uses it while driving or why have it there? @MikeyCycling @CyclingInASkirt @phonekills @TGonthebike – at Bournemouth, England
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He’s bright enough to have earned enough to buy a high priced car, but he won’t be on mastermind. Specialist subject: The bleedin’ obvious!
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Scott Akam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 🇪🇸 retweeted
Outside the #WorldBollardAssociation HQ.
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Constant blocking of the cycle lane, no loading double yellows too. #wankpanzer #mikeycycling
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Why would you want to eat pidgeon pie for breakfast in my quagmire of a garden this morning.🤔🤣🤣 Took 20 minutes to clear up the feathers!
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Now this really deserves reporting, pulling away in a truck while still looking down at the phone. Reckon his employers might have something to say about that. (Not my video, thought it worth sharing @MikeyCycling @phonekills nitter.cf/LiabilityLiam/status/1… – at Bournemouth, England
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Scott Akam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 🇪🇸 retweeted
Do you think this would pass for a perfect Halloween costume? 🤭🤭
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