41. Dad to Ivy. Full time bert. Posts about MCFC, booze, drunken fast food orders & v̶e̶r̶y̶ occasional dating fails.
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A very serious day of boozing in store. £500 Kennedy’s voucher to plough through to kick things off. Watch the City boys take 3 points (albeit will obviously mean absolutely nothing), then a night of tanking the ale for a pals 50th.
18 years ago to the day I asked a Doris on a first date and took her to see Frankie Boyle live that night. Bold move you’d think. Controversial.
When Frankie knocked out a Roy Castle joke and she belly laughed, I kind of knew then that she was a keeper.
White Ladder is an absolute banger of an album. No matter how many years pass.
Watched him early 98 at the local social club in Old Trafford, as an artist doing the rounds, and he was decent.
Probably what spurred him on.
NOBODY is convincing me Jason Wilcox is not a mole.
Russell Martin 😂😂😂
Rather have Ricky Martin.
Before the FA Cup final win against Man City, Ten Hag was under major pressure and Jason Wilcox and others involved put forward several candidates as possible replacements.
One person Wilcox spoke highly of was Russell Martin, whom he had appointed the previous summer in his role as Southampton’s director of football.
Martin led Southampton to promotion to the PL in 2023-24 via the Championship play-offs [@TheAthleticFC]
Perfect illustration of where we are as a society. Well and truly on its arse.
A scripted shitty game show dominates the very front page, while the death of Sir Patrick Stewart, an icon of British television & cinema, gets a small mention in the corner.
Sign me out.
Just walked right into the Doris I should have married 12 years ago. Absolute pocket rocket. Some jammy bastard has wifed her off 🙄
Asked both her parents, got the ring then absolutely soiled myself, moved out and left her in the gaff.
Today is a bad day.
It’s 3:30pm, it’s a Wednesday, I’ve tucked away about 30 units of booze.
I’m on the way to SoHo House if any red fancies it toe to toe, and can obviously afford to get in.
Equally, if @carlyjohnson123 fancies it, I’ll sign you in.
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Hard to watch these things. There’s nothing worse than a gang of cry babies demanding that you should accept or admit what they say is right. No one is accepting @lukestanley03 POV. That’s not a discussion or a debate it’s more like being in court or the school playground.
Fcuking well done @lukestanley03 👏👏👏
Listen to all these plastics, if this, if that,…
Luke masterfully dismantles each one with ease !!!