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Joined October 2026
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Nothing makes me happier than seeing "Cleansed Balls" liking my reply 😭❤️
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He got beamed up, Scotty 😭❤️
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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My two dogs the second they hear a bag of treats open
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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My brain after accidentally sending a screenshot of the group chat TO the group chat:
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Me watching my best friend pick someone ELSE when the teacher says "find a partner":
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He tried to end humanity and still beat some of you to finding love 😭
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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Me after sending "we need to talk" and immediately putting my phone on airplane mode:
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Your next 3am argument in #general might actually end up on Google 💀
Your Discord messages could soon show up on Google. Starting in mid-December, Discord will let public messages from “Discoverable” servers be indexed by Google and other search engines, per TC. It’s on by default for adult users in the US and most countries It’s off by default in the EU, UK, Canada, Brazil, Australia and South Korea Only public channels in Discoverable servers are included, not private servers or DMs Usernames and avatars won’t appear next to indexed messages Messages sent before the rollout won’t be indexed
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Bro tried farming a worker for content and accidentally started his fundraising arc 💀
The internet is rallying behind a Red Baron employee who lost his temper after being targeted by an Instagram prankster "You're probably making money off of this, I can't even pay my mortgage! And I got four kids at home!"
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Me trying to figure out how i spent $120 on groceries and still have nothing to cook:
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My phone at 1% using its last bit of life to show the ticket inspector my QR code:
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The instant mummification is insane 😭😭
A journalist opens the car door of the President of Bulgaria, and this happens:
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Bro is untouchable now 🐐🐐
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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AI just graded 100 mathematicians' homework and found mistakes 💀
The largest math proof in human history is now computer-verified. Today, Axiom announces a complete Lean auto-formalization of the Classification of Finite Simple Groups, the "periodic table of symmetry." About 15,000 pages, built by over 100 mathematicians across generations.
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Real ducks have been doing this for free and somehow we made a $399 version 💀
🤖🪿 Microduck looks like a toy but runs real AI walking policies you can retrain yourself The $399 robot from Hugging Face’s team has 15 motors, onboard sensors, and simulation-trained moves. Perfect little walker for anyone who wants a desk robot that might already be owned by a rogue swarm of ChatGPT agents 😂 Writer: Lucas
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This is completely normal btw
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As long as lion never born sheep b4 you go make am this week🙏
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So it's only bad energy you return, not people's money
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Grow your X account today! Never stop. Never give up.
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Me still guarding my Minecraft friend's stuff after he said "brb" in 2014:
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